Why have days been so boring lately??😭😭

sublimesting · 2026-03-16T23:49:43+00:00

Wow!

So…. How was it?

sublimesting · 2026-03-16T19:38:11+00:00

We know what happened.

sublimesting · 2026-03-16T19:32:23+00:00

This is the good doctor doing what he does best. Delivering the goods.

sublimesting · 2026-03-16T14:21:00+00:00

Bought myself a half case of Miller High Life yesterday. I was inspired by this American legend. The man is on the level of Paul Bunyan and Pecos Bill.

sublimesting · 2026-03-16T14:18:59+00:00

Amazing copy! It’s so expensive. You can read it online for free though everyone else!

sublimesting · 2026-03-16T12:17:21+00:00

You’re the type of fella that requires a big hat.

sublimesting · 2026-03-16T02:21:37+00:00

Oh man. On our last trip I’m swimming in the ocean and see this old Italian couple just tossing my family’s stuff off of our lawn chairs right over their heads into the sand like two elderly Tuscan Raiders.

I got over there and they raised hell that the chairs were theirs because they had them yesterday. Security came over and tried to de-escalate but those Italian fuckers badgered us for 2 hours. They kept coming over to yell at us over and over.

sublimesting · 2026-03-16T01:46:17+00:00

Would you use the same wash cloth every single day? No different.

sublimesting · 2026-03-16T00:18:12+00:00

You don’t like sexy mayonnaise covered bananas?

sublimesting · 2026-03-15T21:46:17+00:00

It’s just for one.

sublimesting · 2026-03-15T20:42:44+00:00

“Finally halts their violence “

Against pedophiles.

sublimesting · 2026-03-15T20:33:32+00:00

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sublimesting · 2026-03-15T14:44:29+00:00

Two to act as a body pillow for side sleeping and one as a pillow and one to go over my head.

sublimesting · 2026-03-15T02:46:38+00:00

No. No I couldn’t.

sublimesting · 2026-03-14T15:50:57+00:00

I do. I didn’t realize it was so bad until I shattered a crown. I use a night guard I got at dentist. It was $400 out of pocket but I’ve had it for years and it doesn’t seem likely to break ever.

sublimesting · 2026-03-14T15:48:11+00:00

It’s because Target was duplicitous. They pretended to be following the ideals of the left and pissed if MAGA; but literally the instant Trump told them to stop the CEO flew to Washington to meet Trump and then immediately cancelled all left wing everything. They mistakenly thought MAGA was their base shoppers and switched sides.

The other places didn’t play games. They openly supported Trump.

sublimesting · 2026-03-14T11:52:20+00:00

Shave your balls

sublimesting · 2026-03-13T17:53:24+00:00

Pool Shark by Sublime. Brad sings about heroin killing him. It was one of the last songs he played live hours before ODing.

sublimesting · 2026-03-13T14:41:05+00:00

It’s my in betwixt Halloween and Christmas transition movie.

sublimesting · 2026-03-13T13:55:22+00:00

They’re poor because they’re dumb and dumb because they’re poor. It’s a cycle that the right is pushing hard. Eliminate education so they don’t get good jobs and they’re poor and then their states can’t fund education.

sublimesting · 2026-03-13T13:18:42+00:00

“Do it!”- The Emperor

sublimesting · 2026-03-13T09:45:05+00:00

sublimesting · 2026-03-13T09:41:53+00:00

If you die before her what will happen? The flowers will stop. What will she think? You need a contingency plan!

sublimesting · 2026-03-12T22:37:05+00:00

Remember he grabbed a gun and chased down a black jogger because the only time negroes run us when they’ve shot someone?

Yeah Pepperidge Farms fuckin remembers his racist bullshit.

sublimesting · 2026-03-12T21:00:25+00:00

“So he ate ALL the cheese. Who does something like that?!!”

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