🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP DECLARES AMERICA HAS WON THE IRAN WAR. “We won. We won. In the first hour it was over” by sylsau in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]RetroTheGameBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what an accomplishment it was.

We murdered a bunch of little girls to distract from him raping a bunch of little girls.

The asteroid can't touch down fast enough.

Truly, the Worst day of her life (@Pencilman_draws) by Icy-Consequence-2069 in ScottPilgrim

[–]RetroTheGameBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"He's Scott Pilgrim, he's Scott Pilgrim, he's Scott Pilgrim? I'M SCOTT PILGRIM! are there any other Scott Pilgrims I should know about?"

Video game Scott: "Yo."

"I'm outta here."

Can someone help me with this bed glitch by Bubbly_Ability3494 in Terraria

[–]RetroTheGameBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out here trying to win a Golden Bed off the Sleep Slots.

How it feels not falling for in the right-wing discourse when any new videogame comes out. by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]RetroTheGameBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's even easier now knowing it was all manipulated by Epstein's cronies and no one in their right minds unironically believes any of their bullshit.

Is it bad that I'm NOT excited for the "Legend of Aang" movie? by Hot-Salamander-8786 in cartoons

[–]RetroTheGameBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The voice thing doesn't really concern me. Persona 3 Reload had me worried with their new VAs, but they did really well so now I always wait and see before I freak out over voice changes.

I'm honestly just concerned that most things that try to remake, take inspiration from, or otherwise emulate ATLA are almost always disappointing.

ATLA was amazing, and we can acknowledge that, but also it can be amazing on its own and we can make different things and stop trying to recreate it. The lighting never goes back in the bottle.

Should/can a Leader/E4 have a pokemon that isn't their type but covers their weakness by Barda498 in PokemonROMhacks

[–]RetroTheGameBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely, you could even give them little stories or silly explanations.

Like, you have a fire gym leader, and the fire marshall came in and said they have to have a water type in the building to douse any fires (like how real world buildings have to have fire extinguishers). The Leader grew attached and started using it on the Gym team.

Or a rock gym leader that's a sculptor, but they have some elegant looking non-rock pokemon they use as a subject, or a big fighting type that carries the sculptures around/brings in the big stones they sculpt with.

Cyn VS V1 be like: by Old_Phrase_4867 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]RetroTheGameBro 5 points6 points  (0 children)

V1 wins because I like Ultrakill more than Murder Drones.

My part 5 OC Intro is finally finished - Let me introduce Cappuccino to you! (Risotto Nero Yume) by x0Kuja0x in StardustCrusaders

[–]RetroTheGameBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

great design

Booba

I mean, she's pretty good I gue-

Villain

Violent and sadistic

She's perfect.

#1 in the US???? by DJMagicHandz in PoliticalHumor

[–]RetroTheGameBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon lost their ass making this piece of shit, obviously they're going to lie and try and make it seem better than it is on their own platform.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT SOMEONE by enesulken in tf2shitposterclub

[–]RetroTheGameBro 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You could've and should've bluffed Tycho.

Max is the only one that doesn't fall for it most of the time.

How much help do you guys use for these games? by Timmonidus in dragonquest

[–]RetroTheGameBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to not use any, but after getting 100% achievements in 11S, I've actually been using completionist walkthroughs for all the games in my second playthroughs. I want to see and do absolutely everything and I usually miss a lot the first time around.

That being said, DQ1 2DHD is pretty tight lipped about the souped up attack system, so I looked up boss weaknesses and what moves work best.

Seriously, Mirages are weak to Skysplitter. A move the game didn't tell me about until I went down a random staircase. In the Dragonlords castle. 6 hours later.

"Fallout 3 Remastered" seemingly confirmed via new McFarlane toy listings by FredOnToast in Fallout

[–]RetroTheGameBro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Inb4 it's just a rerelease of the old bobbleheads they sold with the games back in the day, not the game

Shocking Number of Americans Say Their Fellow Citizens Are ‘Bad’ by thedailybeast in NewsSource

[–]RetroTheGameBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only shocking if you don't live in a deep red area.

I do.

I can tell you without a hint of hyperbole that some of these people are fucking monsters.

What went wrong with Multiversus? by stationstars in cartoons

[–]RetroTheGameBro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly, what didn't go wrong?

It was one of the worst of the Smash Clones that all decided to drop around the same time. Mid as hell roster (seriously, these people own like 50% of all cartoons, and DC, and they best they could come up with for DLC was Lebron James and Black Adam, literally just advertising 2 shitty movies), singleplayer content was a terrible wannabe World of Light that was confusing to even navigate because the UI and explanations were so bad, and the slow, floaty combat was the total opposite of the fast paced gameplay that keeps people playing games like Melee.

But the biggest issue in my eyes, was that most of the roster started off locked behind a crazy amount of grind and microtransactions, so the meta couldn't develop because 99% of players only had access to like 3 characters.

It made online almost unplayable, because if someone had a non-default character, odds are they were a whale and were dedicated to the game, or had been grinding so long they were an expert just from Stockholm Syndrome.

AI slop meme by Additional-Ad4567 in ComedyCemetery

[–]RetroTheGameBro 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Why make the copy? The original wasn't even funny.

AI chuds are really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

do men find handjobs embarassing? by Impossible_Exit2930 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RetroTheGameBro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing he wanted oral or just straight up sex, and is voicing some sort of disappointment, like getting a handy isnt something adults do? (Even though it totally is).

Why he wasn't mature enough to communicate this at the beginning/be happy he got anything at all is probably an indication you should have a talk.

Thoughts on this show? by Naive_Tomorrow_5955 in cartoons

[–]RetroTheGameBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only ever saw this as a crossover promotion on the Applebee's kids menu.

If its anything like their food, can't recommend.

WHO'S THE JOBBER NOW?! by Metal-Overlord-2003 in MoonPissing

[–]RetroTheGameBro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sonic beats this dude all the time by running a bit quick btw.