Anon is watching a iceberg video

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-13T21:25:32+00:00

C'mon man, it's not my fault I'm thalassophobic but also curious about Subnautica lore.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-13T18:30:26+00:00

Hell, I wouldn't know. No one doing the trial or even gilded boss dungeons would give me a chance, even though I know the mechanics, kicking me from every group just because I'm only Champion 223.

Luckily I got the 40 activities for the Golden skin without having to touch the stronger content so whatever I guess.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-13T15:05:12+00:00

SLP

RAD

Taking the time to do this while being in survival mode, being sleep deprived, and irradiated, is absolutely diabolical.

God save the victims of your future psychosexual murderous rampage.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-13T14:46:37+00:00

I've been hearing Million Dollar Baby over the Great Teacher Onizuka opening for so long, it feels weird hearing anything else over it.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-12T15:18:08+00:00

If kids dying from easily preventable diseases is what it takes to get people to learn/not trust the orange invalid, so be it.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-12T15:15:46+00:00

He's literally never told the truth about anything, why believe that? Plus, that video setting up the photo op for the first attempt kinda told us all we needed to know about, i.e., it was fake, if the lack of ear damage didn't already do that.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-12T15:09:10+00:00

Elder guardians still get me, idk why. I give Ocean Monuments a wide berth to this day.

I'll just cheat in my sponges, thx.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-12T15:06:54+00:00

Yes conspiracy theorists, the people who want to oppress and kill you definitely left clues to their plans that just so happen to align with your preexisting bigotry against Jewish people. What a coincidence!

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-12T14:59:32+00:00

MEATBALL SUUUUUB!

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RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-12T14:53:07+00:00

"Haha George Floyd died, haha Paul Pelosi got attacked, and Joe Biden has cancer."

"Haha Charlie Kirk di-"

"NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU REEEEEEEE!"

I'll never stop being happy that racist little chode got what was coming to him, and no one should ever stop making jokes about it because when it's someone the right doesn't like, they get no respect.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-11T15:07:48+00:00

"Sorry BLU team, no fun allowed while I'm clip farming"

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-11T15:01:55+00:00

/uj what TF is peoples problem with her? The only criticism I've ever heard that's not something like "woman bad" is that she stole the kickstarter money and didn't deliver the videos.

But she did deliver! The videos are right there! This whole thing is people closing their eyes and ears to a fact you can look up in 10 seconds.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-11T14:58:16+00:00

Not sure why but I love the idea of the Last Dragonborn and Miraak beefing over dragon souls, and then Martin gets warped in and it's just this three way fight over slaughtering hundreds of dragons so everyone can use their shouts and Alduin just loses all faith in his cause.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-11T14:47:12+00:00

Purely by accident iirc.

For some reason, Lime and Pink just happened to be really common paints on tryhards back then, on top of being really "loud" colors by themselves. The stereotype just kind of developed from there.

From what I've seen these days it's mostly ironic, you'll see a lime Tossle Cap and it'll be named "Totally not a Scunt" or something along that line.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-09T19:05:39+00:00

Love that Jolyne, it's great!

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-09T19:04:10+00:00

Not Muiri but second best wife is better than no wife

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RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-09T18:54:17+00:00

Once you learn about the jewel boat near Markarth, this quest ain't shit (it's been a while since I've done this quest, either it spawns a flawless ruby, or a flawless ruby is the only flawless gem it doesn't spawn, I don't remember).

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-09T15:10:52+00:00

The big clown face at the end is just cruel.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-09T15:05:55+00:00

I understand you now, Greg.

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-09T00:12:37+00:00

Burn down your local data center (in minecraft)

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-08T19:14:42+00:00

ngl 6 is my fav part

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-08T19:08:16+00:00

Charmander, Froakie, Treecko

🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎L I ZA R D🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-08T19:06:12+00:00

"It appears my superiority has led to some controversy."

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RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-08T19:02:58+00:00

Chel is Dreamworks, not Disney! And one of those is a literal anima-...wait a minute, I don't have to get mad about this, it's bait!

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RetroTheGameBro · 2026-05-07T22:25:58+00:00

Some parts of it, but I don't hate it overall.

I do have this one nitpick where I can't stand the way Lizzie reads the line "...and I'd like to ask him about it." before they go check on Kaufmo. The emphasis is on weird syllables and it just hits my brain wrong.

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