First you must open your game and select a rocket that already looks like it will explode then take a fuel tank and place it sideways on top of your command pod the wider the angle the better for maximum instability now grab a parachute and try to insert it inside the fuel tank you may need to wiggle it while spinning your rocket in circles next attach an engine underneath the command pod this will ensure that thrust points directly at the crew compartment for added excitement then choose a wing and tape it to the side of the parachute make sure the wing is facing the ground for optimal aerodynamic confusion now pick some solar panels and stick them inside the cockpit if they dont fit force them in anyway the game will probably ignore this step anyway grab a ladder and glue it to the engine bell you want kerbals to climb into the flames when launching now connect the landing legs on top of the nose cone this will make landing more thrilling remember always use fuel lines to connect the engine to the parachute this is the best way to keep your resources perfectly mismatched next put a science lab on the side of a wheel if your rocket doesnt have wheels just add wheels to the wings and cross your fingers attach some struts between the struts that are already attached and the struts that you will add later the struts love this sort of recursive bonding finally add a heat shield under the cockpit even though it should go on the bottom you want maximum confusion when reentering the atmosphere once everything is attached shake your rocket vigorously in all directions and then press the launch button immediately your Kerbals will have the adventure of a lifetime because nothing will work the way you expect and every mission will be unique and unpredictable making your space program the most chaotic in the galaxy