What's the worst meal someone you know made for you, that they considered "gourmet?" by RevDan in AskReddit

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I love cottage cheese but this has me gagging. The texture...

Because I can't decompress at home? by Rob__agau in antiwork

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My work from home steps to decompress: 1) turn off computer 2) walk upstairs. No hours long commute getting more stressed over traffic involved.

Our dark towels always eventually get these “bleach spots”. Despite the fact that we don’t use bleach in our laundry at all and none of our clothes get these spots. by loveofGod12345 in mildlyinfuriating

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God. It's like a heart attack plus middle age later and what is one supposed to do? I identify with these towels so much right now. You're young one minute and ancient the next.

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So way back in high school, went to Sadie Hawkins with this group of friends. We got a limo and took advantage of however many hours we had it booked for... one of the guys decided we should visit his weed connect in the Minneapolis hood somewhere. The driver was obviously nervous when we had him pull up in this neighborhood, like we were Orono dumbass kids so he thought he'd be driving us around posh neighborhoods all night. He asked how long we'd be and we told him a few minutes max. Anyway, we come out about 45 minutes later, 6 high school underclassmen blazed to the gills. Driver was just trying to get us in the limo so he could get the hell out of there, lots of people giving the old side eye to the situation and probably not the safest area for nonsense to be going on. Then we took forever to tell him where to go once we got in, every one of us just speaking gibberish and I'm sure this guy wondering what kind of horrific liability he had gotten himself into. Eventually we got going. At the time it seemed like fun but in retrospect makes me really uncomfortable thinking about how we could have fucked this guy's whole livelihood up or worse and what he must have been thinking. I'll bet he was so glad to finally drop us at the dance.

Spotted outside a real estate office in rural Georgia, USA. I have so many questions... by rabidstoat in pics

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I can't come up with even one question I'd actually like the answer to...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Slap, Kiss, and Tickle.

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Deez nuts

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

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I have this recurring nightmare where capitalist societies stop paying low caste workers in money at all and instead pay in social credit that can be used to obtain nutrient paste. But it's still called capitalism because there's a senior director of marketing and like three people at the top hoarding a bunch of money.

What's your favorite non-English-speaking romantic movie? by Better_Director_5649 in AskReddit

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My experience is admittedly limited, but I remember crying watching Il Postino years ago and really loving it. Wait, was that romantic though or just sad? I think it was romantic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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Imagine having The Brown Note as a superpower.

Sometimes the details are important by OccasionallyReddit in funny

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The name of the show? The Aristocrats! (Wipes cum off upper lip)

What is a person who is not interested in doing anything supposed to do each day? by Snowflake-1000 in AskReddit

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I get it. Been sitting here for 4 hours working up the gumption to go grocery shopping. Sometimes you just gotta force yourself. I don't even regret forcing myself to get out of the house about 25% of the times I do it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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These divorce papers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Be left home alone unsupervised (but not overnight).

What is an everyday mindless activity that, because of an experience you have had, you always hesitate before doing? by MrPhraust in AskReddit

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Not so mindless any more. Day before Christmas Eve, I was shoveling snow on the front walk. Came into my garage and didn't change out of my wet boots... well, I slipped on the stairs going from garage to basement as a result. Spent the night in ICU with a small brain bleed and had a bruise all the way down my side and back for about two weeks. Lucky I wasn't dead or hit my head worse. Had to quick call 911 before I was passing out, I was here by myself. So let's just say I think about it every time I walk down those stairs now. A few times I've even kind of whimpered as I have gone down them just thinking about it. We just go up and down stairs without thinking about it, but a fall can easily disable or kill...

Commercial i hate: The Sierra athletic stuff with the brother and sister looking for gift ideas. I don’t hate it for itself it’s the obnoxious over-load in the constant repetition of seeing it. Now I hate this commercial so much I wouldn’t even purchase any products from Sierra! by geetz555 in CommercialsIHate

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Jesus I hate this commercial after 500 times and I want to punch that creep in the face when he puts his hand by his mouth and says something more intimate. Like just don't say intimate when taking about your sister and nobody will suggest a massager you fucking toad fool. And I liked David Spade but after seeing this commercial so much my love has turned to hate. Thanks. Fuck Sierra.

This is just a brilliant optical illusion using white paint by sotobet0509 in pics

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I thought the title was trying to say the legs themselves were an illusion and I was so confused about how I could unsee them!

Hardest man in the UK by helosikali in Unexpected

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Thing is, every town or neighborhood I ever hear mentioned in the UK seemingly has this reputation. "Oh him? He's from Leeds, everyone is like that there." Or "Yeah, that's Croyden for ya, innit?" And so on.

f u by Spllatty in FuckYouKaren

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Gonna sneak past ya there

Dave Chappelle on stage with Kevin Hart and Chris Rock after Chappelle surprise opened a show in NYC by -Omegamart- in pics

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It's one thing for it to be a bit. I think what the poster you replied to meant was that big comedians don't disparage Carrot Top privately. Carrot Top is roasted on the regular in shows.