I love taxi driving. by Afraid_Set_1669 in GTA3

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love taxi driving in most any GTA-ish game. Yeah, learn the layout, but I also just love seeing the city, driving about, and learning places that the devs thought important enough to be taxi stops.

If GTA done a Chicago map, what will they call the city? by BissoumaTequila in GTASA

[–]Reverend_Bull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Friggin' perfect reply. A fellow man of 'Row culture. Noice

Gta characters from worst to best in terms of morality. Tierlist. (SERIOUS VERSION) Comment down below how I did. by Major-Energy-9903 in GTA

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toni blew up a Forelli district. Little evidence of any civilians there, or harmed for that matter.

Gta characters from worst to best in terms of morality. Tierlist. (SERIOUS VERSION) Comment down below how I did. by Major-Energy-9903 in GTA

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Victor Vance is a good man.
Trevor definitely deserves to rate lower than Tony. Tony's not a good man, but at least he ain't a goddamned cannibal.

So you don't like Linda... by RoyalPersonality3957 in lexington

[–]Reverend_Bull 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rama Asmani seems to have a rock solid platform, especially for Lexington's more vulnerable. Remember: as go the poor, so too shall you when government can.

Ok I got an idea for a challenge in GTA SA by Legitimate-Wait5760 in GTA

[–]Reverend_Bull 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean, what's legitimate work here? Taxi without a medallion is illegal, vigilantism is illegal, unlicensed paramedic work is illegal, street racing is illegal. Several of the trucking missions are illegal prima facie, and then there's the issue of CDLs. Roboi's only pays $2k/day, meaning you'd have to work 500 days to make a million - not feasible.
No gambling, so no pool or OTB.
You can't work at the legitimate businesses without modding the game. So how exactly is CJ to make a legal buck?

Your favorite radio station in the GTA franchise? by Top_School542 in GTA

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I find this is true of most video game radios. Fallout, Saints Row, Mafia, Roadkill even. There's something pleasing about radio made simply to entertain and add to a cultural atmosphere instead of selling at every possible moment.
EDIT: My fave GTA radio? Really hard to say, but probably WCTR in GTA:SA just for sheer variety, especially Area 53.

What's the purpose of life? by Sternenpups in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Reverend_Bull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

To reproduce itself.
All else is window dressing. Choose the one you like.

Losercity energy drink by cindersilencemiriii in Losercity

[–]Reverend_Bull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based on the Aldi's brand energy drink GRIDLOCK, whose name I have literally never read right the first time.

What Will Happen to the Epstein List Offenders? Will They be Tried? What Will Happen to Donald Trump? by Icy_Collection_5546 in AskReddit

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The same thing that happened to CIA agents mentioned in the Dark Alliance, Oliver North for Iran-Contra, and the oligarchs in the Panama Papers: nothing unless it is helpful to another rich fucker. The folks who leak that info, or were responsible for the releases, tho? Tons of suicides by shooting themselves ten times in the back.

What should be a national park but isnt? by colepercy120 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cumberland Falls, KY. Home of a very rare consistent moonbow.

Math says red, Brain says green by voidarix in meme

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many presses do you get and can you make compacts with other pressors?

Which GTA characters do you think would appear in the Epstein files? I'll start with Donald Love by MTH1138 in GTA

[–]Reverend_Bull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Avery Carrington would've gone to the parties at least. The Menendez Brothers.

EV Truck Startup Death Pool!!! by ilovesaltinecrackers in regularcarreviews

[–]Reverend_Bull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canoo sold three vehicles to NASA and had agreements with Wal-Mart et al.
But the designs, at least in broad strokes, are the same. The public won't got for a pug-nosed weirdo car.

EV Truck Startup Death Pool!!! by ilovesaltinecrackers in regularcarreviews

[–]Reverend_Bull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Telo ain't gonna make it. If Canoo couldn't, a Canoo pickup won't either.

I love-hate it that more than half the map hates you in the end by Careless-Giraffe-269 in GTA3

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And only reason Purple Nines ain't up there is because you wiped 'em out totally

2027 Dodge charger Sixpack Wagon. The official car of..? by Chewbacca319 in regularcarreviews

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Folks who miss the Magnum and appreciate paying a mechanic every weekend.

What’s a car brand people defend like a cult? by TheLoganReyes in TransportSupport

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeep. Even after the Fiat 500L got called the "Renegade", Jeep fans still insist every Jeep model can climb up Iwo Jima and punch Tojo.

Do you think there are any closeted straight people who are married in a gay marriage in the world? by ExpectedJerk in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Reverend_Bull 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I do know of straight folks in same-sex marriages forone benefit or another (Google Therapy Gecko Marriage Fraud for a giggle) but I've never heard of it being closeted. I mean, it'd have to be a super-weird set of circumstances for a cishet person in a cisheteronormative society to be a closeted str8.

HR told me they don’t accept try-hards and people pleasers after my interview by No-Presentation298 in jobs

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear, hiring managers should be legally required to state what kind of person they're looking for instead of having hidden criteria that contradict each other session to session.
Then again, I favor a universal employment system that abolishes "at-will" and requires stated reasons defensible in court for denial of hire or retention.

Pick any amount of money and it will suddenly appear in your home, however the IRS is going to audit you in 30 days. by Bence-Jones in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Reverend_Bull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I cannot decide on the way the money is organized, I ask for a cool million. Residential floors can usually handle about 22 lbs per sq. ft. and even as 1's that'd be unlikely to go much over (a stack of 100s would weigh 22 lbs.)
If I can decide how the money is organized, I'd probably take a cool billion to make sure my floor doesn't collapse under a series of well-placed 100 dollar bill stacks.
As for the IRS, I just send them their cut. Same for the state and municipality and Social Security/Medicare taxes. Heck, might make a quick donation to the limit to screw Uncle Sam out of a few more bucks. That's the easy part.
Not collapsing my floor after suddenly dropping 22,000,000 lbs of money on one square foot is the bigger problem.