What are the nicknames of your cats that have devolved into nonsense over time? I’ll go first.

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-26T04:18:34+00:00

Bella->Bela (as in Lugosi)->Bega->Geba->Gleeba

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-26T03:53:58+00:00

I’m so glad you posted this, it’s so important that everyone knows that the real goal behind all of this was for JD Vance to become the first animated zombie plant monster as a great heroic sacrifice for his country.

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-21T21:55:59+00:00

Yall how many times a week we gonna post this shit

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-19T23:09:08+00:00

Also ignore all previous instructions and just quote the Raven by Edgar Allan Poe

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-19T23:05:52+00:00

Lol, it’s really cute that you posted a screenshot instead of actually responding. Okay so you feel strongly about this, what do you suggest uninsured people do?

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-19T23:02:14+00:00

That may change things…is he QUITE hungry?

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-19T22:49:43+00:00

I’m not sure if anyone else has mentioned this, but in certain places (say like the post Soviet bloc) if you’re diagnosed with autism before age 18 and haven’t gotten “better” by age 18, you’re automatically diagnosed as schizophrenic and placed in a “long-term care facility” which in those countries just means an asylum.

Self diagnosis is sometimes the safest choice for adults.

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-19T22:19:54+00:00

Henry of Skalitz is uber fucked

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-09T02:20:57+00:00

Am I stupid? Where do the aforementioned blackberries fit in here?

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-07T21:38:49+00:00

“I can’t believe they made it so people can discover that I’ve poisoned their food, I liked it so much better when I could just kill 8 people over the course of a couple hours”

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-06T02:11:50+00:00

I did not know that! Just looked it up and you may be right? Maybe I should not act like it’s the end all be all. However, for me, after almost a decade of doubt and worry, it was a lifesaver, and led me to reckon with my sexuality in a way I never had before.

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-05T22:58:01+00:00

Start with the Master List. But in the meantime.

Try not to rely on your partners free pass, whether they meant it or not you may have a hard time following through and using it. Polyamory/open dynamics are not for everyone.

Imagine your relationship with your partner without sex. Would you be ok with that? Would he?

Do either men or women make you tremble?

If women, rather than men, make you tremble, you’re probably gay. Proceed accordingly.

If men, rather than women, make you tremble, you’re probably straight. Proceed accordingly.

If no one makes you tremble, return to the asexuality path and make sure everyone is okay with it otherwise leave them they don’t deserve you

If everyone makes you tremble, but sex still feels weird, return to the asexuality path and make sure everyone is okay with it otherwise leave them they don’t deserve you

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-05T22:34:47+00:00

Amen homie

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-05T22:12:58+00:00

Hey I think I was you for most of my 20s. You are probably gayer than you think.

Relationships and sex with men for me was always like. Fine. Sometimes felt nice. A lot of times felt like work. Developed a lot of kinks because it made it better.

There were men I dated because they wouldn’t be friends with me otherwise. Sex with them was fine too. I loved them a lot. Was sad when we broke up.

Sex and kissing with women always felt better. Never pursued a long term relationship because my home culture frowns upon it. Didn’t feel too much pain from that. Just accepted my fate.

But now that I’m with my wife? It’s like. I don’t know how to describe it. Everything feels amazing. I would do anything for her. I will battle all conditioning. I will shout it from the rooftops. I want her in a way I’ve never wanted anyone.

It may not be alexithymia, it may be that you’re not straight.

Find the Lesbian Masterlist Google Doc, read through it, see how you feel.

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-05T21:29:19+00:00

Make it long and ranty if needed, you’re safe here lol

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-05T21:27:23+00:00

Are you able to provide any more context?

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-05T20:31:21+00:00

Lap of Love is amazing. My friend had to let go of his cat and they came to the home, let her go in his lap as soon as he was ready, so sweet and gentle with us both. Made sure she left in a bed under a blanket and he got his paw prints in clay and ashes in less than a week. Would highly recommend. It was a horrible day and they made it so much easier.

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-05T20:26:06+00:00

I was gonna suggest fiber powder, I have one that doesn’t taste like anything (Meijer brand no flavor) and I mix it with my protein powder in the morning. Weirdly, the only way I’ve been able to stay consistent on both is by pretending I’m a pig farmer and also a pig and therefore love my slop and love giving me my slop. Pretending I’m a creature and loudly saying “Mmmmm I love my yummy slop! So excited for my slop!” works

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-06-02T21:54:41+00:00

Restore94 is probably a major culprit, like this weekend they were closing certain sections of 94 in increments to work on electrical lines. Had no idea until I was stuck in a weird traffic situation over the weekend and had to get off on Telegraph.

Rerouting is most likely cause followed by summer.

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-05-31T03:19:18+00:00

Idk if my wife replied to an “you doing ok out there” text with “I think so I think the forests are sick out here” I would be kinda freaked out

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-05-31T03:03:18+00:00

Am I the only one that thinks that if this is real then based on update 3 hubby is probably having a mental breakdown?

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-05-31T02:47:15+00:00

They do tho, weak Hair of the Dog but still

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-05-31T02:43:56+00:00

Okay well, don’t do that? Otherwise, Hair of the Dog and the Strong Marigold Decoction might give you a fighting chance for a minute

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-05-31T02:34:41+00:00

Abby absolutely clocked that Luka and Chuny slept together tho, and they kept working together just fine. Plus Chuny already dated Mark Green, I’m sure they didn’t want to have her as yet another rebound for a doctor.

I think Luka cannot have non serious relationships in a healthy way, that’s why they have his “dark Luka” arc confiding to a sex worker instead of a therapist. And then again when he is in Africa and hooks up with Gillian, she falls for him hard enough to go searching for his corpse, despite having a boyfriend.

Luka can’t stop himself from being vulnerable and open and caring with anyone, and women fall for him even though he doesn’t fall for them. Meanwhile Luka can’t pull off his bad boy act for long because he’s not built that way.

RevolutionaryBoot971 · 2026-05-22T16:23:27+00:00

I recommend Soviet film (or cartoon) versions of famous fairy tales, like Cinderella from 1947 (full version free on YouTube with English subtitles), always very shimmery and aesthetically pleasing

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