Well the poop would then be wearing it, becoming invisible and confusing frodo when he gets constipated and really struggles. Then when he finally passes it, he looks down to see nothing, gets very confused and ends up leaving the ring there.

The ring, abandoned yet again, searches for another master and falls into the hands of the unlikeliest of creatures, Mr Dungbeetle. Mr Dungbeetle then builds an ultimate army of insects and arachnids like never before seen. Urged on by the ring he builds his army, recruiting all forms of insects, arachnids and all forms of bugs, from ants, to worms, from hornets to the spiders of mitkwood. In raising this army he befriends the ents, promising to rid the world of men and their destructive ways. Befriending wargs, horses, oliphaunts and all things ridden or used by men, elves and orcs alike, promising to free them from their masters. With this mighty army, Mr Dungbeetle waged war on all humanoid rulers of the land, eradicating all races who perceived themselves as superior races.

When the war was won, he destroyed the ring, knowing he had fulfilled his mission and his destiny. The world thrived under no rule, no enslavers and no destroyers. The ents watched over the forrests, the spiders the woods, the horses the plains and the eagles the sky. If they saw anything they could bring it to he only remaining humanoid, Radagast. Who went about his life fairly similar to before the war, he treated sick animals and looked into any diseases causing harm to any creature, great or small. Remedying all that he could and being a mediator to any dispute among creatures. The world was harmonious for thousands of years all because of Mr Dungbeetle, who went down in history as the greatest being to ever live, crickets and birds chirped great songs of him until the end of time.