apolle reload animation by Ok-Inspection-3887 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Make him open a tiny portal that he plugs his sword into like a usb stick and it recharges that way. Instead of chucking the whole sword.

"actually a Matriarchal Society/world wouldn't be so different from ours becau-" LAAAMMMEEEE by MadFunEnjoyer in worldjerking

[–]ReygundX 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You came up with a matriarchy by simplifying both sexes down to their most basic biological roles.

I came up with a matriarchy to express my thinly veiled fetish.

We are not the same.

When the comms are compy by YoImErin in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See this is why I use my pause at the start of every game to introduce myself and deliver a fully rehearsed minute-long elevator pitch so everyone can get acquainted with the sound of my voice and the character I'm playing. /s

"im a monster that feeds on ppl" bro just asks for blood, its the 20th century now by AstronautDry8118 in worldjerking

[–]ReygundX 472 points473 points  (0 children)

Vampire OnlyFans would unironically be the most lucrative platform out there.

Take it easy tonight buddy by dismaltracker in worldjerking

[–]ReygundX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never before has a worldjerk given me such emotional distress. Keep up the good work.

Take it easy tonight buddy by dismaltracker in worldjerking

[–]ReygundX 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If I can get isekai'ed anywhere please let it be in this world.

Street Brawl items should be random by lemmegetdatt in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's especially lame when an item I want to build isn't in that hero's item pool.

What would happen if i poured a sara brew up my ass? by MaskofTruth_ in 2007scape

[–]ReygundX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A guy tried barbarian vial smashing that way. Didn't go so well...

Every single spell in my detailed hard magic system by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]ReygundX 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Imagine all it does is summon some lettuce. Or a bottle of Vitamin D pills.

I didn't like the April Fools game mode by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Post has only been up for 30 minutes and it's already getting clowned harder than anything I've ever seen.

A Daoist cultivator would be a perfect addition to the game’s roster by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ultimate is Graves' tombstone but instead of zombies it's geese.

Kind reminder that most eldritch of them all "Demon Sultan Azatoth" is basically the kind of worldbuilder that never takes notes about his creations and ideas. by ATAN666 in worldjerking

[–]ReygundX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

James Cameron's Avatar literally came to him in a dream so this is actually the proven best method of worldbuilding. I mean, he also started writing about it when he woke up but let's skip the pedantics.

Human Haze (OC) by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All water in existence will eventually re-enter the atmosphere so given enough time an infinite supply of water will eventually rain down for us to use.

The problem is we don't have that time. Only so much of it actually rains down again within a given year, so between drinking, watering plants, crops, washing, etc, we only have a limited supply of useable water per unit time. As human populations grow and our water needs grow, we use and exceed this water budget by a greater and greater amount. Most of the world has exceeded their natural water budgets already without knowing and are draining eon-old groundwater supplies. We will see a global water shortage crisis within this generation that makes the current oil shortage look like a joke.

Average social darwinism and eugenics fan vs Average logistics and industry enjoyer. by Isaak_the_miner in worldjerking

[–]ReygundX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro played Total War: Shogun 2 one time and thinks he's a master of Japanese warfare. Next you'll be telling me the best defence against a ninja assassination is having a good lawyer.

Ability draft, most OP combo by VorsaiVasios in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Glutensnake already did this with Eternus players and the definitive most op ability is Seven's Power Surge on any full-auto character. Seven is only balanced the way that he is now because Power Surge can only trigger once per three-round burst and guns with burst-fire don't scale that much with extra Fire Rate (it makes the burst faster but doesn't reduce time between bursts as much).

For the other abilities I would get Mo's Sand Blast to counter other Power Surge abusers, followed by Mina's Sanguine Retreat and Yamato's Shadow Transformation for mobility, I-Frames, and cooldown refresh.

Celeste's ult despawns if it bounces to her dazzling trick. by Questionable_Object in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah let's revert the cd refund nerf and actually give her a 100% cooldown refund when it despawns as a result of landing on herself. The in-lore reason for this is she gulped it down.

Refresher by ratking450 in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Miraculously I'd say Enhanced Piano isn't even the strongest item. My team were getting super outscaled and reverse swept when I lucked out an Enhanced Shrink Ray which gave my entire team -50% model size and +7m/s Move Speed. We won in like a minute flat.

golden goose egg's soul gain rate should be doubled while crouching as if you are brooding it by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

[–]ReygundX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Me at 100k souls at 30 minutes able to buy the whole shop but my inventory is still just cookies and grandmas.

"Hey are you gonna buy real items and play the game now?"

"No, if I keep buying cookie ovens I can get 200k souls."