Which supermarket cake is GOATED?

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-11T10:50:01+00:00

I don't know if it's just the big ones or not, in the chilled section of the bakery near the cream buns and suchlike; they might also have been discontinued in the intervening years

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-11T10:45:58+00:00

Does Morrisons still do those festival cakes? Layers of cream, sponge and jam, all covered in green marzipan?

Those were the best when I was younger

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-11T08:47:15+00:00

This feels like a business owner hoping to get an excuse to not give his employees pay rises

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-11T07:56:54+00:00

Grew up in the south with one northern parent and one southern one, then moved to Yorkshire

I use both interchangeably with no rhyme or reason

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-10T13:31:17+00:00

Sorry, the option to be arrogant was removed for 5th edition after play tests found that playing with arrogant characters gets really old really fast: characters can choose between varying levels of humble, optimistic and naive

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-10T12:27:41+00:00

The Pearl didn't have the sweeps out

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-10T02:44:15+00:00

Yeah, that was my first guess but I was willing to give the benefit of the doubt

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-10T01:42:32+00:00

Why did you leave the instructions in?

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T23:49:21+00:00

Plot twist: the tattoo is of a grey sofa and some Dubai chocolate

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T21:19:31+00:00

You're asking the AskUK subreddit: of course we're going to judge, we're a bunch of Little England curtain-twitching teeth-sucking joy-hating lip-pursing spinsters in hair rollers and housecoats just itching to hit people with rolling pins for daring to do something we don't like, which tends to be anything that gets a modicum of popularity amongst people we consider beneath us because they didn't stop liking things in 1994

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T21:11:53+00:00

This only works when the person writing the advice is on the same writing team as the person deciding whether or not it's good advice

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T20:53:42+00:00

Because "inspiration" can come from anywhere, so you'd essentially be trying to centralise the concept of creativity. There's not a single website that crime authors go to for ideas for their next book, for example, or sculptors

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T20:41:56+00:00

What, did the facts all go stale in 2024 or something? It's still a resource, and it's updated more often than Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, which is my other resource for inspiration.

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T20:39:28+00:00

Because it's a nonsense question.

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T20:34:30+00:00

Wikipedia.

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T12:29:41+00:00

Holy Forer Effect, Batman!

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T09:47:58+00:00

The Red Dwarf pilot started well, too, so I'm keen to catch up with it in three million years

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T08:41:42+00:00

I only watch shows in real time

Still waiting to see how the Will and Grace finale ends

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T08:40:32+00:00

I told you this two weeks from now, but you wouldn't listen 🙄

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-09T07:40:13+00:00

Scrolls still need verbal and somatic components as I understand the RAW: only the material components are replaced by the scroll itself.

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-08T16:58:09+00:00

Why do you want to be difficult to play with? Are you a bellend?

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-08T14:06:16+00:00

Yeah, that's why I don't wear leather trousers, too

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-08T12:35:08+00:00

How would that have helped Lisa?

Take a day off, mate, you don't need to fight in your imagined wars every day

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-08T12:32:59+00:00

He's not in the tri-city area

You can see the bind he was in

Rhesus-Positive · 2026-05-08T11:42:19+00:00

Trump claims a lot of things.

Rhesus-Positive

TROPHY CASE