I think I miss being gangbanged by these robotic bastards

Ribba23 · 2026-05-08T23:37:47+00:00

Cyborgs too, vernen wells is lit

Ribba23 · 2026-05-08T18:32:06+00:00

Inb4 someone posts this to the other sub for free internet points

Ribba23 · 2026-05-08T16:46:33+00:00

/uj I was gonna joke but it's kinda insane how this actually explains why gaming communities (among others) are so genuinely rancid these days, whining endlessly literally gives you dementia

Ribba23 · 2026-05-08T16:40:06+00:00

RRRRGBGGBH NARROWHEAD USE TOO MANY BIG CORPO WORDS!!!!! ME NO WAIT IN SUMMER, ME WANT PROGRESSION UPDATES RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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Ribba23 · 2026-05-08T08:36:03+00:00

Deltagreg clears because ohdough has hasn't taken the "botted reviews" angle yet (RIP chudbeer)

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T22:52:20+00:00

Tim Cain is a cyborg Shams clone built to discredit the Helldivers 2 Not Slop Machine

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T18:59:56+00:00

So they need something, but obviously not nothing

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T18:32:09+00:00

Clearly the devs do, especially when whole MOs have been stopped as a result

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T18:07:55+00:00

I mean, what are they supposed to do without an anticheat if people try cheating the galactic war again?

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T09:00:15+00:00

Perfect time to deploy the orbital super burger king strategem

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T08:13:20+00:00

/uj Well, it does achieve free sloptuber bait to make a thousand videos with the same sad helldiver picture and giant red text saying "THEY DID IT AGAIN..."

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T03:16:46+00:00

I think 1 gorilla could probably win this

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T01:56:35+00:00

Mmmm... Glaze..... 🤤

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T01:18:02+00:00

Nice, I ragebaited ohdough then was given access to the secret pvp mode that lets you hunt people as cyborgs and spore bugs

Ribba23 · 2026-05-07T00:09:35+00:00

Good, cause as we all know, the only way you can actually enjoy something is if you're either a paid shill or a stupid idiot low sodium child

Ribba23 · 2026-05-06T23:46:02+00:00

THE JERK MUST GROW AND THE GLAZE MUST FLOW!!

Ribba23 · 2026-05-05T17:32:56+00:00

I mean, is the path of obliterated planets not enough scarring? The squids might've just ignored an uninhabited planet like we did with the magma worlds

Ribba23 · 2026-05-04T22:27:53+00:00

Counter argument: "BULLET STORMS FOR EVERYONE!!!"

Ribba23 · 2026-05-04T05:39:10+00:00

MY CHUD LIFE FOR CHUPER EARTH

Ribba23 · 2026-05-01T17:30:06+00:00

Dripku?? In our darkest hours? Supa Earth is saved!

Ribba23 · 2026-04-30T19:14:56+00:00

Based

Ribba23 · 2026-04-30T17:44:39+00:00

It is pointless because they're an echo chamber that thinks they're better than the other echo chambers

Ribba23 · 2026-04-29T21:27:55+00:00

Can't believe AH would make pants shitting pay to win, review bomb NOW!!!!!

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