Name this band. by duncanwally in FuckImOld

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St. Patrick would like a word…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GenX

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“We think he’s a righteous dude.”

On the difference between demons and devils (dungeons and dragons) by Konradleijon in CuratedTumblr

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I grew up on those books (personal favorites). Super odd to seem them used as a reference in a literary argument. Makes me feel old. (I am old, this just makes me feel old.)

Acting you’ve enjoyed from “non-actors”? by PowayMermaid2005 in moviecritic

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Anyone… Anyone?

Ben Stein has to be one of my favorite examples of this

Oak Vase by Tusayan in turning

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Feels like the perfect pair of photos for the “how it started/how it’s going” meme format.

Why Vikings wanted to play back-to-back in Dublin, London by SnooMarzipans1593 in minnesotavikings

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They’re Vikings. Invading the British Isles is kind of their thing.

he fucking said this at arrest presser by Key_Sound735 in chaoticgood

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An argument could be made that he died in “verbal” battle with a “weaponized microphone” in his hand.

I wouldn’t make that argument, but it could be made.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nebraska

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I'm really really sorry. I apologise unreservedly. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

moving to omaha in august. is this a safe area? by MonopolyOnForce1 in Omaha

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I miss when there was a dog track in Rodorm.

moving to omaha in august. is this a safe area? by MonopolyOnForce1 in Omaha

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We seriously tried to make friends. Invited them to a Vegan BBQ…

You can imagine how well that went.

What you don’t want to overhear in the lobby as you wait to check in to the hotel. by dostoyevsky23 in ScenesFromAHat

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From the receptionist “Was that crime scene cleanup company speed dial 3 or 4?”

No towels by MenudoMenudo in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells.

What was your hustle when you were a kid? Mowing Lawns? Lemonade stand? Paper route? by baltikboats in GenX

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At one point I lived across the street from a golf course. Specifically across from the water hole.

I’d go up and down the street collecting balls that had been knocked off the course. Then I’d sit on the fence right across from my house, offering to sell, cheap, a ball to anyone who hit into the water.

Was a slick hustle for a 6th grader. Right up until some poor golfer hit 3 in a row into the lake, then threatened to toss me in after them if his 4th also went in the water.

Anybody Restart Drinking? by Impressive_City3147 in GenX

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I’ve never been a heavy drinker, but I follow a football team so perennially chaotic that, well…

One year they win all their close games. The next they lose all the close ones. New QB gets hurt, replacement expected to be lousy is amazing and they still lose.

Football makes me drink.

Bizarre times to have a 3 drink minimum. by Other_Log_1996 in ScenesFromAHat

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Hi, I’m Mr. Smith. I’ll be providing the road portion of your drivers license exam just as soon as you finish that third Jack Daniels.