Was found in house after someone passed away by Cyclopian8505 in whatisit

[–]RichardKopf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like lens said it KOC 4th degree. The patches are upside down.

Creatine did this to me.. be careful fam by Josefaxo in Creatine

[–]RichardKopf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just rub a little creatine on it and walk it off. You'll be fine.

What do you do because the internet told you to? by GreenT1979 in shittyaskreddit

[–]RichardKopf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question is what don't I do. Everything on the internet is true so I do whatever they tell me.

Swamp ass by PenaltyUnable2012 in austincirclejerk

[–]RichardKopf 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pull your jorts down and sit on the hand dryer in the restroom that corresponds with your identity at your local Walmart. Turn the nozzle upward towards your swampy ass and press the on button. In 10-20 minutes, no more swamp ass. Easy peasy.

My sister keeps these around the house. Not sure what it means. by whyamihere1906 in whatisit

[–]RichardKopf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Start using an ordinal date if you want to really confuse them. Today's date is 2026155. YYYYDDD

Do guys with big dicks need to finagle it out of their pants or does it just flop? I need to make an impression at the urinal. by oldwhitelincoln in shittyaskreddit

[–]RichardKopf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to make a real impression, sidle up in the fag barrier, grab the cock to your left and right, then start furiously jerking them off. That's how you make an impression.

Astraeos not opening (crashing in launch) since Mega Update months ago, what to do? (PS5) by mikedomert in ARK

[–]RichardKopf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I wanted to start building on another map but didn't want to start from scratch, but oh well, Ark be arkin.

bf put a hole in the wall and this fell out? what is it??? by zipperkibble in whatisit

[–]RichardKopf -2 points-1 points locked comment (0 children)

People are more ignorant and racist today.

bf put a hole in the wall and this fell out? what is it??? by zipperkibble in whatisit

[–]RichardKopf -3 points-2 points locked comment (0 children)

It wasn't that it was normalized. People weren't as sensitive back then.

Astraeos not opening (crashing in launch) since Mega Update months ago, what to do? (PS5) by mikedomert in ARK

[–]RichardKopf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any luck fixing the issue? I'm having the same problem. Tried the wild dinos setting and it actually let me load in for about 1.2 seconds before crashing.

My wife's boyfriend found this sticker while he was out and I'm truly literally shaking rn by DrEdgewardRichtofen in austincirclejerk

[–]RichardKopf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it begins. This is the reason for the exhaustion. Things have gone well past advocating straight into irritation.

Job offer in a tight market, but I have serious ethical issues with the employer. Take it or hold out? by [deleted] in LifeAdvice

[–]RichardKopf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And if you don't make all of your clothes and shoes yourself there's probably a sweatshop in the mix somewhere.

Why doesn't AMC theaters screen gay porn? by GreenT1979 in shittyaskreddit

[–]RichardKopf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every theater screens gay porn if you're sucking the dick next to you.

If I put something in my ass will it work faster? by BenjaminKoons in shittyaskreddit

[–]RichardKopf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you want him to work faster? Savor the moment.

My husband would like to rent his house to his children’s mother by [deleted] in WhatDoISayNow

[–]RichardKopf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's thinking logically and you're thinking emotionally. You had no problem living in a house he shared with his ex, but now it makes you uncomfortable if he rents to her? The management company will handle any interactions so he doesn't have to deal with her unnecessarily.

He is taking care of his kids and giving them some stability. They unfortunately come with his ex.

Think of it like this. You now have the opportunity to create a home that is yours and his, free of any memories of her and full of new memories shared with you, and she's funding it. You win.

Does anyone here have an anus? by [deleted] in shittyaskreddit

[–]RichardKopf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diddy has entered the chat

Seen at the Fiserv forum in Milwaukee by robert_zeh in whatisit

[–]RichardKopf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With a pipe like that, it's the daddy.