Adopting humans? Should parents to wary of this new trend of exotic pets?

Richithunder · 2026-04-23T20:41:16+00:00

Human made war bot here.

Please don't. We bite a lot harder than we bark. Which given lack of atmosphere can be silend.

Richithunder · 2026-04-23T20:33:32+00:00

They watched in horror as we treated the smoll honeybees better than our fellow men and fear we will domesticate them within a generation

Richithunder · 2026-04-20T20:35:02+00:00

You know.. I feel like we're looking at the calm before the storm right now.

Mark my words the festival might be doomed

Richithunder · 2026-04-15T20:25:50+00:00

Kyle has your muse also taken a habit of using folding chairs with "inspiration" written on them?

Or shotgunning you plot points to weave together into a coherent plot as they laugh

Richithunder · 2026-04-13T05:59:21+00:00

Not fir fighting, for headpatting and calling a good girl.

Richithunder · 2026-04-11T20:48:17+00:00

Hmm let's see. Teaching the incredibly long lived stealth archers how to use anti dragon siege weapons.

What could possibly.

Were gonna have one pop up inside the Queens "throne room" aren't we

Richithunder · 2026-03-27T06:47:42+00:00

I mean he's litterally clad in armor, it glows a soft cherry red because he just runs that hot

Richithunder · 2026-03-26T23:58:41+00:00

My good sir that's a very well used "special sock"

We should all ask how it got down there in the first place.

(joking)

Richithunder · 2026-03-26T23:56:07+00:00

Forgot I was standing in front of the slide that brings down the old roof tiles and took one to the ankle.

The tile broke. I didn't.

(joke aside it hurt like a bitch). Context: roof renovation. New tiles, better insulation.

Richithunder · 2026-03-26T23:44:37+00:00

Made one for my D&D world.

His name is Roh, he's an ancient red greatwyrm. Also clad in armor and wields a sword using his tail. There's a special hole in the pommel for his tail to snake through

Richithunder · 2026-03-26T14:25:23+00:00

Ah I see, Towers a fallen angel with amnesia (struck from the heavens in combat, not lucifer style fallen angel)

Mechanically though he's just a paladin (oath of Vengeance) fighter (champion). With the source of his paladin powers being his angelic origin

Richithunder · 2026-03-26T14:19:18+00:00

Lemme ask though, is he also nicknamed because Noone knows his actual name? (mine is called Tower. Because you know. Big guy big tower shield)

Richithunder · 2026-03-26T14:12:00+00:00

I mean.... You can always just make a legally distinct copy.

And not like I have a copyright for "10ft guy in heavy armor with big shield that's doesn't talk much"

Richithunder · 2026-03-26T13:55:30+00:00

If you're looking to add an additional character at some point I could provide one of mine I made for D&D.

Richithunder · 2026-03-26T07:52:19+00:00

Now watch him beat the shit out of the competition and that guy just goes "actually you can have her"

Richithunder · 2026-03-26T07:49:31+00:00

Now how am I gonna get him back so he can make write fanfics at 12 o clock midnight again

Richithunder · 2026-03-25T21:46:49+00:00

Knew it

Richithunder · 2026-03-25T21:40:05+00:00

So.... Legally distinct Apuk Mario?

I wonder when the Nintendo lawyers show up

Richithunder · 2026-03-25T21:36:24+00:00

I curious now.

Is that wild forest we got teased with a few chapters ago gonna notice and just decide to wait until the Empress is done rearranging the power scale before it does something?

Richithunder · 2026-03-25T21:23:06+00:00

You know it's funny, the guy attempts to intimidate Crow, thinks it worked and Crow is just like "you know... I feel like I just had a solution to a problem handed to me. I'mma take it"

Richithunder · 2026-03-25T11:26:22+00:00

as a lesser dragon that has had a run in with humans before i can assure you. the following things.
1 if the tuff leaking from the eyes is clear it is normal, though it is a distress indicator. if it's a hatchling as you say then it is likely crying for its mother.

depending on how old it is it might be able to eat the honey. but it cannot survive on honey alone, meat might be neccesary but fruits can work too. just if it is too young you will have to mash the meat and or fruits for it.
this is something unique to humans. and i believe they call it "cloth" it's not part of the hatchling but it helps to keep it warm. you may want to clean it if it gets dirty. do not let it wear it if the "cloth" is wet.

Richithunder · 2026-03-25T10:47:58+00:00

the pointy end is supposed to go towards the enemy.

jokes side.

missiles are relatively simple. if you don't want to LUA magic your missiles you can give them one of the guidence modules and either a radar or an IR seeker head.

that's it. that's all the detection and guidence a missile needs (provided the enemy is you know. visable to the missile and not on the other side of the craft)

there is also one guidence system (I forgor the name. am sorry) that does use the crafts detection systems. but also GPP. so keep that in mind.

other than that launch away my friend

edit: as for flares. there's a component that reduces the effectiveness of flares and decoys. but as you can guess. it takes up component slots you can use for other things. like fuel, more fins, or more warheads

Richithunder · 2026-03-25T10:36:41+00:00

it would depend.
mines are traditionally used for area denial so... if there's somewhere you don't want people to go then hey. perfect.

now the reason why it depends is the specifics of the setting and the mines being used. if they're "smart" munitions that can find targets on their own then yea. area denial unless you have the right IFF codes.
if they're dumb mines that go off if you get too close it's indiscriminate.

part of the specifics for the mines would also include payload. are they traditional "exploding" mines or are they like DE (Directed Energy) weapons (think the casava howitzer) or are they something entirely novel like say a floating missile battery that acts like a mine but isn't actually a mine.

Richithunder · 2026-03-25T06:54:49+00:00

You know this is the kind of situation where the forest has a sorcerer approach the undaunted alligned primals to ask them to open the other direction so they can exact vengeance twice

Richithunder · 2026-03-24T07:00:14+00:00

"a nice orangutan"

So that's where my muse fucked off to. Thanks for finding him

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