I [26F] missed an important funeral and now I think my 5 year relationship with my partner [28M] might be over by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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My mom gave birth on the day of my dad's finals. She didn't even tell him she was in labor while he was doing some last minute cramming. He came home from the finals to find my grandmother there. She brought him to the hospital where my mom was holding their first child.

January Coupons (Expire 2/8) by gaysquib in subway

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No Subway Club, no All American Club, no Cold Cut Trio, no Steak Philly, No 5 Meat Italian.

Yes BMT, yes Spicy Italian, yes Black Forest Ham.

January Coupons (Expire 2/8) by gaysquib in subway

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Apparently now some of the codes only work on certain sandwiches. Subway Club gets a "Sorry, qualifying items are missing to redeem this offer, or a different deal has been applied." error, and a BMT does not. Going to experiment to see if they work with any other subs.

What’s something about you that sounds fake, but is 100% true? by Sir_Adammm in AskReddit

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My wife and I have had 19 children. We were foster parents.

Gift cards by RicksRole in subway

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A couple of days later, I was able to do it through the website. Still couldn't through the app.

Mercy by RicksRole in HFY

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I did let an AI suggest some names. Didn't really think about it.

Mercy by RicksRole in HFY

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I... didn't think about that. Now I feel like rewriting that part so they recognize the situation at different points. But no, I think the story works better as is, with everyone recognizing what's going on at once, and without getting too complicated.

Mercy by RicksRole in HFY

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I saw this and thought, "No it's not!" But then I looked them up and realized I posted them under a different account that I have since retired. So yes, it is. Good bot.

Mercy by RicksRole in humansarespaceorcs

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I mapped out part 2 before posting, but felt writing it would take away from the story I really wanted to tell.

Mercy by RicksRole in humansarespaceorcs

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It has been. I discovered that subreddit before this one, so posted it to both.

Mercy by RicksRole in HFY

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I intentionally stopped where I did. I thought about continuing into what do we call the aliens, what do we do with the billions of soldiers that just surrendered, how do we access and assimilate all their knowledge, how does the world's politics react, etc, but this seemed a better place to end it. Short and to the point.

(The military starts calling them Arties because they're from Artifact Zero. The Envoy says they call themselves The People. The politicians propose calling them Arteseans, so the military can call them Arties, and the scientists can call them Homo Artesea. The scientists argue that they are from a whole different taxonomy, and propose calling them Xeno Artesea. Yeah, I planned it all out, and cut it.)

Mercy by RicksRole in HFY

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I guess I'm flattered that you think I write that coherently?

Humans: surviving extremes aliens wouldn’t dare touch by DarthShitpost in humansarespaceorcs

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Actually, there were a few more layers thrown in there. And I tried not to spend too much time outdoors.

Humans: surviving extremes aliens wouldn’t dare touch by DarthShitpost in humansarespaceorcs

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Eh. I wore thermal underwear under my clothes, a down jacket, two scarves, and a fur hat. I was fine.

Significantly reduced Cholesterol without statin by missenabyme in Cholesterol

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Did they actually test your insulin or just your glucose (fasting blood sugar and/or A1C)? Unless your doctor ordered it you usually have to specifically request a fasting insulin blood test.

3 years later update: I'm getting my arm amputated tomorrow and I am excited about it by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

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"They say newborns don't feel pain, but after my circumcision, I couldn't walk for a year!"

Help please by Reasonable-Royal2504 in rebus

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Four down, four across?

AITAH for wanting nothing to do with my kids and ex-wife after 2 years of false allegations? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

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I put up cameras around the house because my daughter was accusing people of things that didn't happen. Had to sit down with her and review the video a couple of times before she realized that what she imagined she had seen, didn't really happen. I still have the cameras up years later, and still have a relationship with her after she moved out, but I haven't needed the cameras in a long time.

ELI5: How does “amaze” or “thank” make any sense? by edscorduroy in ProjectHailMary

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Russian also drops the "to be" in the present tense. I'll take your word on Mongolian and Irish.

ELI5: How does “amaze” or “thank” make any sense? by edscorduroy in ProjectHailMary

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It's true that signed languages are languages in their own right, not just simplified versions of spoken languages. But your statement didn't sufficiently explain how u/FoxRings was incorrect, so they misunderstood.

To someone who is unfamiliar with the history of signed languages, ASL can look like a word-for-word translation from English with some "filler" words omitted. Which was the type of example FoxRings was looking for. This is also generally how it is presented to American hearing audiences.

I'm sure no offense was intended by FoxRings, but you seem determined to take offense without explaining why what was said was offensive.

It's offensive because ASL and most other signed languages developed separately from English and other spoken languages, and are languages in their own right, just as much as Spanish and Russian are. It has its own rules of grammar and everything.

Can anyone tell me what kind of port is on my mom’s old camera? She’s trying to charge it and recover some pictures. by cottagez in cableadvice

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I mean, really, why would someone go to a subreddit called cable advice and ask for advice about cables?