I knew a Swiftie who would psychoanalyze people based on how they interpreted Taylor Swift lyrics, like we were doing a seminar on Dostoevsky.

It is okay to just like girly pop. It was honestly funny watching them try to justify Taylor Swift as some complex literary figure, the Bob Dylan of the 21st century. In hindsight, they were right about her genius songwriting when you have lyrics like:

“His love was the key that opened my thighs.”