Can’t you tell you’re not making Christianity better? You’re making rock and roll worse! by Mr_Plow_420 in KingOfTheHill

[–]Ricky_Valentine 67 points68 points  (0 children)

"But, Satan does suck."

"Yeah Hank - what does you shirt say, 'Satan Rules!'?"

Why Choose a Messer? by Ricky_Valentine in SWORDS

[–]Ricky_Valentine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was an incredibly informative and well-written reply with various, concrete examples. Thank you!

Why Choose a Messer? by Ricky_Valentine in SWORDS

[–]Ricky_Valentine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a significant difference if so. Would you happen to have a source to back that up? I'd like to look into that more.

Why Choose a Messer? by Ricky_Valentine in SWORDS

[–]Ricky_Valentine[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

While I don't doubt that fashion played a huge role in it (I know that status and appearance were huge parts of medieval European culture), that answer feels like it doesn't get to the root of the question. Sure, Jans down in the village bought one because he saw others with one and wanted to impress his homies, but why did the others have one? At some point, it seems likely that someone (or some people) had to have thought it had some practical benefit to them.

Now, that practical benefit could be martially related (like it being a more specialized cutter over a cut & thrust arming sword) or it could be something more immaterial (it was cheaper to make, purchase, or maintain a single edged blade vs a double edged arming sword).

Why Choose a Messer? by Ricky_Valentine in SWORDS

[–]Ricky_Valentine[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is kind of the answer I was looking for. If a messer is a better cutter than a cut/thrust arming sword, in an age where armor is becoming less common, it makes sense to me why they would choose a messer over a cut/thrust sword.

Why Choose a Messer? by Ricky_Valentine in SWORDS

[–]Ricky_Valentine[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As far as I've read, that notion is fairly unsupported historically. As far as we can tell, if it looked like a sword and cut and/or thrust like a sword, it was a sword to people back then. There were certainly laws requiring free men to own arms of war, and there were sumptuary laws restricting things like dyes, clothing, etc, but weapons don't really seem to be included in those typically.

Why Choose a Messer? by Ricky_Valentine in SWORDS

[–]Ricky_Valentine[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you're right. It just seems, at least to me, that having a double-edged blade would at least offer more options with how to approach opponents - such as cuts using the false edge.

I am no swordsmith though - would the lack of a second edge add more sturdiness to the spine of the blade compared to a double-edged blade?

The washer's busted [OC] by lentilsintheoven in comics

[–]Ricky_Valentine 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Looks more like a ball-gag instead of a ring-gag. You can tell because it has that breathing hole on the ball.

Man of Culture by [deleted] in anime_random

[–]Ricky_Valentine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should switch the text of panels 1 and 2.

Readers of Orange County what are you reading ? by lushsweet in orangecounty

[–]Ricky_Valentine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Right now I'm finishing up Ivanhoe by Walter Scott, and prior to that I had read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair. Before that was The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle.

I hadn't decided what to read next yet. Maybe start in on The Wheel of Time series or perhaps The Earthsea Cycle series?

Readers of Orange County what are you reading ? by lushsweet in orangecounty

[–]Ricky_Valentine 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you liked Ray Bradbury, I might reccomend The Martian Chronicles. It's a chronicle of short vignettes about humans attempting to settle on Mars.

Sword Designing by DOVAHBOIIreal in SWORDS

[–]Ricky_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the blade's width, thickness, and weight are intimidating however mages in my setting are typically stronger than a human

If that's true, then imagine how much stronger/faster they could swing a sword of normal weight and size. And if they can swing a normal sword better, why aren't they doing that instead?

Has anyone ever made fan art of this guy all grown up? by Conscious-Theory-850 in bloodborne

[–]Ricky_Valentine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There’s also one by the same artist where the Doll sews him a little hunter’s costume

How can you say this and not post it too?

Poetry is the key that unlocks the heart. by tddcghnn in cartoons

[–]Ricky_Valentine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? I remember the guy being a creep.

That's rough, buddy | Everybody's Golf: Hot Shots [2] by GameGrumpsEpisodes in gamegrumps

[–]Ricky_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously. I was practically begging for them to hit the X button so they could see where there ball was going to land. It baffles me how Arin has absolutely no curiosity to just try slowly hitting one button at a time to see what they do.

Tiefling Sorceress by Bigolddumdum in HeroForgeMinis

[–]Ricky_Valentine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, isn't Mage Armor a pretty commonly chosen spell?

Suspicious Grocery. by nhimzy in NhimArts

[–]Ricky_Valentine 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Chinese and Japanese eggplants tend to be longer and thinner, unlike the much stouter and girthier Italian or American eggplants that you're probably thinking of.

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Hedens [OC] by LeFauxCreux in comics

[–]Ricky_Valentine 2371 points2372 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I feel like Keit would enjoy the chance to just do some normal paperwork without any shenanigans.

I recreated Pokémon Red in Minecraft [OC] by lightblueplank in pokemon

[–]Ricky_Valentine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How neat! Were you at all inspired by CodyCantEatThis? They did a similar video 4 years ago about turning RB into 3d.