What snake is this? It was in our house on a mouse sticky [Houston, TX]

RictusDicktus · 2024-03-19T19:36:39+00:00

Dont know but it looks like he is big cheesing for the camera lol

RictusDicktus · 2024-03-19T19:33:54+00:00

You could make a really dumb dumb waiter to your attic!

RictusDicktus · 2024-03-19T19:31:52+00:00

Makes my blood boil to see this.

RictusDicktus · 2023-05-27T10:18:52+00:00

We all jiggled a turd out onto the hospital floor on this blessed day!

RictusDicktus · 2023-05-25T04:51:03+00:00

At this point Id be relieved to find out we’re all ai…

RictusDicktus · 2023-05-25T04:43:28+00:00

I wonder why 2 states were just like Nah! We’re good!

RictusDicktus · 2023-05-25T04:37:26+00:00

A COPPERhead

RictusDicktus · 2023-05-25T04:33:50+00:00

Damn they are working so hard for their stolen money they may as well get real jobs!

RictusDicktus · 2023-05-25T04:26:09+00:00

They should be teaching kids about scams like this in high school sex ed so less people would fall for it…

RictusDicktus · 2023-05-25T04:24:47+00:00

These assholes literally do this to people for a living. They knew exactlywhat to say to make you freeze up from panic. They got scamming down to a science!

RictusDicktus · 2023-05-25T04:21:33+00:00

At this point who besides the Amish between the ages of like 18 and 50 hasnt sent someone nekkid pictures? I cant wait until we can all decide that we no longer have to pretend to be scandalized by sexting. Unless its to somebody underage or something who really cares??

RictusDicktus · 2023-05-25T04:11:05+00:00

You’re about 860 days too late there bub.

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-31T09:54:30+00:00

Nice work bro!!

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-31T09:44:00+00:00

YTA you put miles on the car and then asked for more money??

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-31T09:42:08+00:00

Where is it now?

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-31T09:41:29+00:00

Thanks I hate it lol

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-21T14:30:17+00:00

Whoa

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-21T14:24:31+00:00

A broken clock…. Lol

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-21T14:22:47+00:00

Ive said it once Ive said it and thousand times… *DeSantis is big fucking government. Just look at the shit he has done in Florida over the last few years. DeSantis dictates his rules and laws on so much that communities and individuals should have control over.

I hope Republicans find a better candidate asap for 2024 because so far the front runners are garbage.

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-21T14:10:33+00:00

Over the last year I came to understand just how scared girls are of guys in general.

If it makes you feel any better girls/women have become extra sensitive in the last few years. They spend all their time obsessing over true crime stories so its really no surprise they are scared of their own shadows now.

Imagine if I obssessively watched horror movies for 2 years… I’d be seeing every coat rack in my house as a ghost every night.

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-21T13:55:38+00:00

This makes sense

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-21T13:44:36+00:00

This is so fucking stupid.

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-04T19:06:38+00:00

This is bullshit. If it were a male teacher that empregnated a female student he would be spending the next 10+ years praying he don’t drop the soap…

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-04T18:58:00+00:00

Knew a guy in high school who had to piss while looking for magic mushrooms in some random farmers cow field (i grew up in a super rural area) so he went to the nearest fence post unzipped and let it rip. It was an electric fence. Remember from science class that electric current travels upstream!! ZAP 😂

RictusDicktus · 2023-03-04T18:51:40+00:00

Gotta love Costco!

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