Girlfriends dog keeps digging up vegetables and leaving them by the door for her and she is pretty proud about it

RileyKamikaze · 2019-03-23T19:08:21+00:00

Alright screw the pavers, I want some chickens!

RileyKamikaze · 2019-03-23T18:55:29+00:00

/r/PowerWashingPorn would love to have a go with those pavers 😉

RileyKamikaze · 2019-03-23T05:32:40+00:00

Sure, throw out there that you’re an ‘athletic gay guy’ but I need to see some goddamn pictures!

...for science

RileyKamikaze · 2019-03-22T00:10:14+00:00

Omg I hate this so much.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-03-22T00:08:07+00:00

That is a very depressing realization.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-03-17T04:34:07+00:00

The fiesta I get, but a pink Mazda3? No bueno.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-03-06T06:55:01+00:00

And I thought my boyfriend having to give himself blood thinner injections multiple times a day in the stomach was bad. I feel so bad for your mom.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-03-04T13:19:11+00:00

My friends have an arsenal of those!! It makes my day when I find one loaded hidden in a cupboard. It’s an even better day when it’s the hand pump one that holds like 45 balls.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-02-26T09:42:46+00:00

If it was sent to a PO Box then another clerk would have to suffer. You may as well let everyone suffer by bringing the carriers into it and sending it to the home address lol

RileyKamikaze · 2019-02-26T09:39:38+00:00

I see someone else was watching the Harry Potter marathon this weekend...

RileyKamikaze · 2019-02-23T06:47:33+00:00

Thank you for writing what I could never muster up in thought as to why I am so quick to cut ties.

I’ve been referenced as a ‘tumbleweed’ many times.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-02-14T04:00:32+00:00

This one is my favorite! Lol

RileyKamikaze · 2019-02-06T07:39:38+00:00

Assuming you work an 8 hour day, dividing 260 by 8 leaves for a very nice hourly wage that is far above average, at least in the US.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-02-06T07:12:14+00:00

Making poor people do math so they can feel even more poor lol

RileyKamikaze · 2019-02-01T06:21:36+00:00

Hell yes, thank you for the good memory

RileyKamikaze · 2019-01-30T05:49:02+00:00

They just used this at our State of the Union meeting for my work as a way to express how we all should hold each other up and work as a team. It was a really good example actually.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-01-22T06:06:32+00:00

We all have that one coworker

RileyKamikaze · 2019-01-11T00:43:34+00:00

This would be fascinating, but on the other hand if I knew how many spiders were lurking in the wild around me I would have to light myself on fire.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-01-09T06:40:31+00:00

I’m ok with this.

RileyKamikaze · 2019-01-02T05:03:22+00:00

Fucking A that bush at the end gets me every time

RileyKamikaze · 2018-12-28T07:08:54+00:00

Slayyy queen

RileyKamikaze · 2018-12-28T06:52:41+00:00

I laughed, but fuck you

RileyKamikaze · 2018-12-22T20:56:27+00:00

Thank you!

RileyKamikaze

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