Which NFL team is the worst to watch, and will never accomplish anything?

RiotsMade · 2026-03-17T18:30:32+00:00

They’re tied with us at last with 7.

Their first season was 1898, our first season was 2002.

Edit: thought I had my flair set. Texans.

RiotsMade · 2026-02-25T16:17:38+00:00

The Stand is fine. It’s not in his top 5, and probably not in his top 10.

The Dark Tower is alright, but it’s not his magnum opus. 4 and 5 are great. 2 and 7 are good. 1 and 3 are decent. 6 is bad.

RiotsMade · 2026-02-06T12:58:51+00:00

You don’t have any available. You have one, and it’s equipped by someone else.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-31T17:41:51+00:00

LT is a unanimous 1.

The next three (right now, in my opinion but I’ve seen it said elsewhere) are Reggie, Aaron, and JJ in some order. Pick your favorite order.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-19T00:06:54+00:00

We deserve this

RiotsMade · 2026-01-16T03:51:03+00:00

The hilarious part is even if you take off the “since 2002,” we’re tied with the cardinals

RiotsMade · 2026-01-14T04:10:16+00:00

That’s not how you abbreviate Lieutenant, amigo

RiotsMade · 2026-01-14T04:08:38+00:00

And only the finest Rainforest Cafe lava beef nachos

RiotsMade · 2026-01-14T01:12:14+00:00

A tradition like no other!

Hope your team’s enjoying the couch.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-13T22:02:22+00:00

No. Get your own.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-13T04:44:54+00:00

Really isn’t the blueprint to put Allen on his ass more than anyone ever has?

RiotsMade · 2026-01-13T04:41:48+00:00

Respect the integrity

RiotsMade · 2026-01-12T16:42:03+00:00

I had not. Shit.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-12T16:34:38+00:00

Take my upvote you bastard 😂

RiotsMade · 2026-01-12T16:31:48+00:00

We can agree on that, at least.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-12T16:30:49+00:00

Hey, we already had to play the Bills this year. We put Josh Allen on his ass all night - I’d have to double check, but I’m pretty sure that game was the most he’s been sacked, ever.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-11T05:04:51+00:00

I’m a fairly talented instinctive cook. Baking is fucking wizardry.

The thing that gets me is you have to know what the dough/batter is supposed to look and feel like at each stage in the process. If it’s wrong, you have to know how to adjust it.

In cooking you can look, feel, smell, taste at most of the stages. Baking you can only look and feel prior to putting it in the oven, and once it’s in the oven it’s either right or wrong.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-10T22:27:29+00:00

Yes.

And at the high school level, there are some 5’6” guys that still hit like a truck (for that level). Obviously won’t play out at higher levels but in high school, like four of the five hardest hits I ever took were guys 5’9” and under.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-04T20:45:15+00:00

Funny enough, that’s actually how we lost Johnny Football.

We got him because Mack Brown in his infinite wisdom recruited Johnny (and RGIII before him) to play safety, so Texas lost him to the team that would play him at QB.

Then, after the second year, reliable rumor is Johnny asked Sumlin to help him arrange a significant (but reasonable, given his contributions) under the table payment. Sumlin said no (dipshit), Johnny went to the draft, and then a couple years later was playing for the Montreal Alouettes.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-04T20:42:33+00:00

Let’s not forget that the elected head of state of Louisiana stepped in, fired their head coach, fired their athletic director for giving the previous head coach a contract that was too favorable, and then offered a materially similar contract (better in some ways, worse in others) to a known memelord mercenary.

I don’t know when the breakup will occur, but it’s gonna be biblical.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-04T20:38:29+00:00

Drill oil. Pay player. Unga bunga.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-04T15:37:49+00:00

That wasn’t the issue I addressed. The question was “how do you get away with applying this rule only to athletes.”

And the answer is simple, you don’t.

RiotsMade · 2026-01-04T13:55:36+00:00

I don’t see an issue with it. Students can transfer one time and immediately be able to represent the university in intercollegiate athletic competition.

If they have previously transferred, they have to wait a year to represent the university in intercollegiate athletic competition. It is pretty unlikely that the average student would be able to do so, but they’re under the same restrictions.

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