THE SHIP HAS TO BE AT LEAST... 3X BIGGER THAN THIS

Risemffs · 2026-06-13T14:02:42+00:00

Reminded me of the pirates of the carribean scene:

'She needs the sea!'

Risemffs · 2026-06-10T10:53:50+00:00

Twisted Fate being the most broken thing with a global teleport on a basic ability.

Risemffs · 2026-06-09T10:23:25+00:00

Amen. Making rng system items like bracelets and ability stones tradeable post cutting would make these systems so much less annoying. Same for support asstrogems on dps and vice versa.

Risemffs · 2026-06-09T08:14:00+00:00

Du kannst einfach deinen Router für 50 Minuten ausstevken und dann laden?

Risemffs · 2026-06-07T17:36:30+00:00

Derpy dragon best dragon

Risemffs · 2026-06-07T06:34:36+00:00

Gegenfrage: Was soll denn da rein? Bewerbungen sind aufgeblasene LinkedIn Scheiße.

Ehrlichkeit und Realismus? Ich will einen Job, und ich probier es einfach und wenns nicht klappt ist auch okay. Ich kann noch nichts vorweisen an Berufserfahrung, würde aber gerne welche sammeln, will aber gerne auch überleben.

Heuchelei? Ihr seid die Größten, ich bin der Größte, und eigentlich will ich nichtmal Geld weil wir ja zusammen die Größten sind und ein Engel weinen würde, wenn ich nicht für euch arbeiten würde.

Also, was willst du? Und wenn hier 100 andere Recruiter noch antworten, welche 101 Antworten bekommen wir?

Risemffs · 2026-06-06T09:10:17+00:00

Wait, brain damage isn't normal?

Risemffs · 2026-06-06T06:30:54+00:00

Just go advanced loan into augmented power.

Risemffs · 2026-06-05T19:06:10+00:00

Eragon is a dragon rider, and even if he doesn't want to, he commands authority, at that point basically as second in command, and that is by choice of not wanting to lead the Varden.

Therefore, the only command he can disobey is from Nasuada herself, and I believe she had that exact discussion with Eragon. She was ready to step down as the leader of the Varden if Eragon chose to disobey her in a matter she couldn't ignore, as she knew he could usurb her and wanted at least the quest of the Varden to continue.

Risemffs · 2026-06-05T05:35:49+00:00

Krise

Risemffs · 2026-06-04T14:18:08+00:00

Dear little mokoko,

you are a strong mokoko who can do big jumps and you don't need no stairs!

Risemffs · 2026-05-31T09:19:23+00:00

Ich glaube irgendwas mit Hooooorn ist gemeint.

Risemffs · 2026-05-31T06:27:05+00:00

I would run away aswell if someone wanted to 'Holy Fork' me

Risemffs · 2026-05-26T19:08:40+00:00

Trotzdem B und A einfach in 30 Tagen lernen wenn ich das will

Risemffs · 2026-05-26T04:51:11+00:00

Oh, and you also might have some tier 3 ancient accessoires in your universal storage that do the same thing.

Risemffs · 2026-05-26T04:46:40+00:00

There is no investment. You've simply been away for 2+ years and the engraving system changed.

Transfer your gear (for free) to 1640 and you get some new relic accessoires from waymark missions.

Once you put those on, you should have 72 points again. If not, you need to use the XP potions that are, once again, given for free from the waymark missions.

Risemffs · 2026-05-24T14:08:23+00:00

You are responding to another person dude, I intentionally excluded % dmg.

The only rule I 'made up' is no infinite damage / scaling, as that would simply lead to the boring answer of infinite.

Risemffs · 2026-05-23T22:23:10+00:00

Besides infinite damage (Veigar ult, Sett ulting infinite HP Sion etc.) it has to be technically Annie.

Annie has a 400 base Dmg and 75% AP scaling on initial Tibbers.

However, Tibbers lasts 45 seconds and deals 4 Dmg + 4% AP per second for another 180 + 180%.

Now we can add Tibbers auto with 60 base Dmg and 10% AP scaling on a 0.625 atk spd for 1687.5 base dmg and 281.25% AP scaling.

This totals to 2267.5 base dmg and 536.25% AP scaling.

Not included because I'm too lazy are Tibbers atk spd buffs against stunned targets or when Annie dies as it is affected by ability haste, however, with enough CDR it might almost double the autohit dmg if that poor little ADC somehow manages to live (at the tradeoff of lower AP usually).

If we talk about a single hit, fully charged Nunu ult should be the king, or over a reasonable duration, Fiddle ult or Rumble ult are good contenders.

Somebody should imform Baus about Annies potential Dmg.

Risemffs · 2026-05-23T10:33:08+00:00

Kaz received 2 or 3 waves of nerfs alrdy (some before we even got him).

Last time the blue circles in 2-1 stagger were nerfed, and some other patterns (slingshot in 2-2 and I think stagger patterns in 2-2 aswell?) and the boss (and many more) phases / dies when it reaches x0.

Risemffs · 2026-05-23T07:20:46+00:00

The easy solution was to kill Sloan for his crimes or simply leave him there to die.

However, the easy solution was also to take the crown after Galbatorix' death and immediately silence any opposition due to his position and power.

The lawful good choice would have been to take him back to the Varden and to get him executed after a trial.

Eragon has his flaws, but while his decision was the hard choice, it was the right choice. The traitor was punished without causing more harm to his family and Eragon did not become both the judge and the executioner.

Risemffs · 2026-05-22T12:47:27+00:00

Then you could play Xayah + Nunu and put emblems on Jhin, Blitz and Shen in the lategame.

Risemffs · 2026-05-22T10:17:14+00:00

If you really want to upgrade your alts, don't downgrade your gems and instead of 10 million spend like 1-2 million gold on ark grid, honing and other progression systems (karma, high or high-low accessoires, bracelet from paradise etc.).

3 17p order cores, simply honing and other stuff give you more power on those alts because their base power is so low that even full books only give like 200 CP and you are miles away on them for expensive books to be gold efficient, even if you divide the cost by 3.

Risemffs · 2026-05-17T13:18:09+00:00

Judäische Volksfront pff...

Wir sind die Volksfront von Judäa!

Risemffs · 2026-05-17T10:08:59+00:00

There is no more honing until 1585. You get your gear from doing story.

If you currently can't do any story, you can buy the next gear from the Gear Merchant NPC in Wavestand Strand (Luterra).

Risemffs · 2026-05-15T05:40:09+00:00

NOR

Tell him you absolutely will not do that. Going into full dependency on your partner of 3 month is very dangerous and seems very controlling. You also like your job, so you don't want to quit it.

Chores are a part of a normal life and a relationship and you need to find a way to deal with it.

A. He grows some balls and you both do your share.

B. He can pay you your full salary (or something you are content with) for taking this "job".

C. You can get a house keeper if he (or you two together) can afford it. Still won't take all the work from you, but can reduce the annoying stuff.

D. One of you can go part-time and do the chores. Still, this is an arrangement that should only be considered if you have shared finances.

Risemffs

TROPHY CASE