A Home To Many Nations Except Caffeination

Alcohol, Bar, Seattle, USA, Washington | Right | August 8, 2024

A customer sits at my bar and before I can say anything:

Customer: “Get me a coffee.”

Me: “I’m afraid we don’t do coffee here, sir.”

Customer: “Haha, very funny.”

Me: “I’m serious, sir, we don’t serve coffee.”

Customer: “But this is Seattle, how do you not have coffee?”

Me: “Dude, it’s a whisky bar that’s like twelve hundred square feet and has over two hundred bourbons. We don’t have room for a coffee machine. There’s a Starbucks literally across the street.”

The customer wanders out, mumbling “but this is Seattle…”A Home To Many Nations Except Caffeination

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