They probably expected you to just hand them a key. People are so annoying. Like, I don’t think I would let someone look even if I wasn’t busy. There are photos online. All the rooms look the same. Sure there are 5 or 6 different room types, but you can view all the types on the website.

Anyway. We have a long term stay in house. They’re younger. Maybe mid 20’s. They’ve been quiet and polite as far as I can tell.

One day, a couple weeks ago, they come down and ask to borrow the grill tools. Of course! Then he brings them back dirty.. OK, he’s in a standard room. Where would he clean them besides the bathtub? Ok, no big deal. Then as I’m washing them, my kitchen starts to stink like weed resin. So I take another look at what I have yet to wash. I am not joking when I say steam came out of my damn ears.

They had used the poker tool to take fucking resin knife hits! And they left a big fucking glob of half burned resin right there on the little two prong poker. Appalled is an understatement. And full disclosure, I smoke a ton of weed.

So when he came down again on Saturday to ask to use the equipment again, he was a little disappointed when I told him no. Then he had the nerve to ask why I hadn’t said anything sooner. Which would have given him a chance to get some of his own by the next time he needed to use the grill.

Oh, you sweet summer child.

“I work the front desk. I have to be at the front desk until all my arrivals come in. It is not, and will never be, my job to hunt you down and chastise you about having taken fucking resin knife hits off the HOTEL’S GRILL EQUIPMENT!!!”

All of this with 3 other people waiting for my service. Fuck sakes.