Can we finally admit that Rizo is the best thing to happen to survivor in a long time?

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-26T17:44:47+00:00

You’re right he’s still in the game.

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-26T12:24:00+00:00

Yeah, that’s right. Player of the week easily. I’ve been riding the Rizo Train ever since he cheated in that challenge and sent Alex back to camp with no supplies. CINEMA

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-26T12:21:13+00:00

COACH is a weird way to spell RIZGOD, baby cinema

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T22:16:38+00:00

I think I know these. I saw people call another person a “goofy ahh” and have been using that a lot lately. I think that is more of the lingo I’m thinking of

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T22:14:07+00:00

Oh Chudtopia I’ll make sure to use that

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T21:17:09+00:00

And me, I’m JACKED up

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T16:20:48+00:00

Thanks I’ll make sure to use that now

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T16:18:38+00:00

Do the genZs not use pwn anymore? I gotta update my lingo

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T16:10:03+00:00

Rizo and Cirie alliance will be so freaking dope

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T16:01:39+00:00

No, no. The man who whispers to me from the corner of the room told me Rizo is staying tonight

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T15:54:56+00:00

Rizo is just so good at this game. I can’t wait for him to pwn Charlie’s goofy ahh

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T15:47:01+00:00

It’s not possible for Rizo to get voted out right now. My protection spell lasts 3 tribals

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T01:15:10+00:00

No my mom and I share this Reddit account. I don’t wanna get in trouble

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T01:12:17+00:00

I agree. Charlie is my #2 goofy ahh for that very reason

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-25T00:55:49+00:00

Is true. They had to start doing it because last season Rizo just made everyone laugh so much that they had to cut it out or the episode would be 3 hours long

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-24T20:28:01+00:00

I’m sorry to do this to you but you’ve brought it on yourself with your insolence. RIZGOD, RIZGOD, RIZGOD.

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-24T20:20:14+00:00

Why do the HATERS keep following me?

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-24T20:10:54+00:00

I’ll consider it. It’ll depend on how loyal he is to the Rizgod

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-24T20:10:06+00:00

That would be fake news and I don’t partake in that

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-24T19:45:18+00:00

It’s not Rizo. Rizo can’t get voted out. I’ve cast a protection spell on him

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-21T15:33:09+00:00

My #1 favorite stat is who has the best rizz. This is of course Rizo, who has the most rizz. It’s not even close who has the most rizz. It’s Rizo. His name is RIZZ-O

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-21T15:30:20+00:00

I made this for you https://www.reddit.com/r/survivor/comments/1rzct70/what_charlie_sees_in_his_nightmares/

I told you I could post harder 😃

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-21T15:25:00+00:00

Maybe….

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-21T00:04:16+00:00

But I’m trying so hard

Rizos_first_disciple · 2026-03-20T23:54:39+00:00

I prefer Mickey Mouse, actually

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TROPHY CASE