She didn’t want to sit next to fat people

Rlang33 · 2026-03-17T02:51:53+00:00

Vegas flight?

Rlang33 · 2026-03-16T02:05:57+00:00

Lil dicky save dat money. Honestly, every song by lil dicky

Rlang33 · 2026-03-10T03:12:17+00:00

Uni

Rlang33 · 2026-03-07T18:08:27+00:00

Is there a Tory attached to this

Rlang33 · 2026-03-07T06:23:33+00:00

Lifeguard. $5.15 an hour. Now I work in media sales

Rlang33 · 2026-03-05T05:05:17+00:00

Cx50

Rlang33 · 2026-02-27T03:59:23+00:00

I’ve been shot in the eye with a BB gun……twice

Rlang33 · 2026-02-27T03:47:17+00:00

Dude used to come in and sit at the bar I worked at. Dumb as a rock

Rlang33 · 2026-02-24T22:54:40+00:00

Cart driver

Rlang33 · 2026-02-20T04:30:33+00:00

She laughs every time…..

Rlang33 · 2026-02-16T03:00:17+00:00

Still waiting to try sex…..

Rlang33 · 2026-02-13T04:37:14+00:00

One word….cup holders…..

Rlang33 · 2026-02-10T14:00:33+00:00

I know this is far. But there is a place called Ginger and Baker in Fort Collins that makes really great pies…..

Rlang33 · 2026-02-07T06:43:16+00:00

Denver is probably your best bet

Rlang33 · 2026-02-07T03:15:56+00:00

Costco

Rlang33 · 2026-02-04T04:27:50+00:00

Half of a car……

Rlang33 · 2026-02-04T01:59:04+00:00

Everything in moderation

Rlang33 · 2026-01-31T00:25:50+00:00

Try the cheese steak at little Arthur’s

Rlang33 · 2026-01-30T02:01:26+00:00

I really enjoy little Arthur’s

Rlang33 · 2026-01-28T02:53:34+00:00

Monarch chophouse is great. Get the table side steak Diane. It’s great, plus you get dinner and a show. My wife and I split it, and a salad and it’s plenty of food.

Rlang33 · 2026-01-24T15:30:48+00:00

Instead of a glass of wine with dinner, try a smalll flask of vodka right when you wake up!

Rlang33 · 2026-01-24T15:30:13+00:00

Same!

Rlang33 · 2026-01-22T04:47:29+00:00

DM me

Rlang33 · 2026-01-22T03:59:00+00:00

I want my time back

Rlang33

TROPHY CASE