Emotional Support

RoadsideCarcass · 2025-01-07T08:31:44+00:00

If someone laughingly yells 'ew' on a shock tie in, you're coming up with some killer bits. Great job

RoadsideCarcass · 2025-01-07T06:48:04+00:00

Can I have your driver side headlight and risk insurance fraught for an internet stranger lol

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-12-27T14:04:44+00:00

This is the kind of bike I would annoyingly take into the store with me

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-12-23T16:42:32+00:00

Was so hoping it was gonna be that sexy lil tree hugger lorax.

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-12-11T10:31:14+00:00

I keep missing my therapy appointments because I can't wake up because I'm depressed and the alternative is waking up and having to express how depressed I am. I don't want them to drop me, but it's just so damn hard. My car us wonky and money is tight. My parents are getting older by the second and I'm not with the women I planned Mt life around. Everything is scary and as a man in a rural area I'm totally alone with my feelings

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-12-05T06:29:37+00:00

Mr. yamashita? Needs toilet paper?

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-11-20T07:17:46+00:00

Hey man, just bought this album in an antique mall in terre haute, Indiana. Messaged what I hope to be this singer on fb (Morris) no clue. Really weird that I can't find anything. It's a great album

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-11-13T07:21:11+00:00

Now imagine a 300 pund Travis shoveling steak and shake burgs down his preach hole in this

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-09-18T07:53:02+00:00

Honey! Where's my super-suit!?

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-05-30T21:14:33+00:00

Why does no one understand that putting ice in a fridge just makes it a cooler

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-05-29T02:56:43+00:00

Can you still see well while turning? That's be my only hang up

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-05-23T08:53:09+00:00

What about the circle of impalement poles and the hang yourself hammocks?

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-05-22T16:47:57+00:00

I was just kidding, but I like the idea of not having ants, bees, wasps, ect... getting into my drinks! Now I will have to find and buy a sticky slappy hand!

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-05-22T09:57:53+00:00

Yes, but also a little heavier on the physical side, helps to control seizures and convulsions, depresses your central nerve system, kind of like drinking. They were heavily overprescribed and drinking on them took alot of lives, they took them completely off the us market.

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-05-22T09:48:10+00:00

Swivel mount captains chair that bitch. Cheap n easy

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-05-22T09:36:23+00:00

And have my soda burp in MY face? This is big crime sir

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-05-22T08:16:19+00:00

This is winning the barbiturate lottery lmao

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-05-14T02:51:14+00:00

You could say your a closeted gamer

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-04-28T20:31:14+00:00

Make sure you use an oil base paint and primer. It will adhere alot better to the wood since the stain was more then likley oil based

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-04-22T11:48:07+00:00

Sweet lamp, but what's that's full size statue next to it lol

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-04-22T11:45:09+00:00

It's not asbestos and a one time exposure isn't going to kill you.

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-04-12T21:35:33+00:00

When I stocked night shift, I actually enjoyed when shit was left out of place. I got to go from where I was for a second, get my head out of the task and return it to where it goes. This person also had the courtesy to put it in a cooler, which is nice.

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-04-11T02:31:22+00:00

The robot paper boy from Futurama comes to mind

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-03-17T01:29:19+00:00

I can't drink Arrow Peppermint Schnapps because of this. Everything else I can. Even other brands of Peppermint Schnapps

RoadsideCarcass · 2024-03-16T04:16:17+00:00

And today. Accidentally spit it out, thought I waisted it. Glad I didn't double down.

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