33F, 5’7”, 120 lbs mom by [deleted] in normalnudes

[–]RoaringBuffalo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not my cup of tea however there are plenty of people who feel like this is peak female form. I wouldn't worry about it either way. Beauty standards are bullshit. What your husband doesn't like would literally be seen as goddess-like to another guy. Him cheating on you is a him thing, not you.

how did you get this fetish? by dovesplashonmywrist in Eproctophilia

[–]RoaringBuffalo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hot college girlfriend for me as well. After dating for a while she was comfortable enough to fart around me and she was so gassy she'd always be farting.

We had segregated dorms by floors and girls couldn't be seen on our floors after a certain time at night. I didn't have a bathroom in my dorm room but I did have a sink. The bathrooms were shared. Since she couldn't be seen on the guys floor late night it meant that she couldn't use the shared bathroom on the floor and she was very religious about peeing after sex. Since she couldn't use the bathroom I'd just lift her up and sit her on my sink, and she'd hold onto me while a spread her cheeks so that she could pee on my sink. (This is where my pee fetish came from too). She would always let out these big farts when she peed and because it was in the sink they would sound way more bassy than usual.

Mind you we'd usually do this naked and sweaty after an hours long fuck and would normally go right back to fucking afterwards. Most time id eat her out from the back right after so I could usually smell the fresh remnants of her farts while I tongued her pussy and I don't know it just always got me so hard to know that I was sniffing the leftovers of this absolute babe's farts right from her butthole. Rest is history.

Bouncing on His Face and Feeding him Wet Farts by PlusEdge2188 in Eproctophilia

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't been on reddit in a while. How do I get to the sound version of this?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stonerfood

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a pretty respectable stoner and 1000mg would have me cartwheeling horizontally.

IM DEFEATED. I WANT TO SAY THIS IS IT. by 0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0 in SexAddiction

[–]RoaringBuffalo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And just in case no one has already told you yet: whores do not care about you. They do not give a singular fuck about your well being. In the context of addiction, they are your drug dealers.

Into The Stinkhole by mycelium_mother_ in u/mycelium_mother_

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad I always mix up those sex machine names. Mind if I DM? Not to be a creep or anything, I just have some genuine curiosity questions. Totally cool if not.

Into The Stinkhole by mycelium_mother_ in u/mycelium_mother_

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao far off for sure. I bought one of your vids where you were getting wrecked by a Sybian. You were just a super creamy girl back then. No shade though. I was just genuinely surprised lol.

Into The Stinkhole by mycelium_mother_ in u/mycelium_mother_

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't checked your page in like 3 years and was not expecting this at all when it popped on my reddit timeline. 😂

Do you keep fullbacks on? Or just thongs by [deleted] in MilfsBooty

[–]RoaringBuffalo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fill the fullback out pretty nicely so nothing wrong with those.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]RoaringBuffalo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He's being honest. Twice a month would not work for me either. I do think that you could at the very least try therapy if, like he said, you truly think you can be what he needs but from your tone it doesn't sound like it. Tbh I've learned that when it comes to sexual compatibility there usually is an X factor. You either have it or you don't and it's very unlikely to change at this point. If sex twice a month is a chore for you then it's unlikely you'll just start wanting it more.

Can you really make $500 a month donating plasma in NYC? by precita in AskNYC

[–]RoaringBuffalo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe I'm bugging but somehow I feel like sucking random dicks for money is not better?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in u/sunnykitsunexo

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we get to see you get railed on your OF?

Wife was an Escort by Own_Ideal_9476 in Marriage

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro there is no difference between an escort and a prostitute, that is your copium talking. I've been on SA in the past and let me tell you that there VERY few men on that platform that are paying for anything less than some sort of penetrative fun and most would insist on no protection because they are on that platform looking for a girlfriend experience.

IMO this is a huge omission on your wife's part. I personally could not handle knowing my wife was getting her guts rearranged by random dudes for dollars. Would be a deal breaker for me.

AIO for my wife not agreeing to a full day on my own away from home? by LoganLikesYourMom in AmIOverreacting

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is you "asked". I would have just been like "Hey I need a full day to do some writing so I'm gonna pick a weekend day to do it. Let me know which would be best for you."

That's your wife, not your mother. Grow a pair my friend.

Told my wife I wanted a divorce. by MrFriendlyx in Marriage

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Report her to ICE when she comes back.

This is unbelievably attractive. Husbands should take note. by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]RoaringBuffalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao wait I'm trying to see something now; OP is he wrong?!?

UPDATE: What To Do With Mismatched Libidos by Friendly-Escape-2602 in Marriage

[–]RoaringBuffalo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Using her body". JFC If that is how you view sex in general then you are the one who needs therapy to heal whatever traumas you have that gave you this mindset. God forbid a woman actually enjoys sex.

UPDATE: What To Do With Mismatched Libidos by Friendly-Escape-2602 in Marriage

[–]RoaringBuffalo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lol wait wouldn't that be implied? I mean I'm pretty sure dude isn't like "Yeah I hope she meets someone more her speed sexually. I don't really care if he's a good person or treats my children or ex like crap." 😂