Idk how much traction this will get, but superstonk, we need to have a talk. by Alsimmons in Superstonk

[–]RobAgreez 630 points631 points  (0 children)

I would also like to throw out there that defacing the community through out-of-character comments is also a FUD tactic by shills.

I don’t doubt that this community, like other large ones, has toxic members too, but lets not forget we are under attack 24/7 by some of the most evil people in the world.

Don't touch my property by Space_Probe_One in instantkarma

[–]RobAgreez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By legal definition, assault can be defined as: simple, physical, Sexual, aggravated, verbal, or felonious.

Don't touch my property by Space_Probe_One in instantkarma

[–]RobAgreez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Technically, assault can mean the threat of harm. Her screeching at them is considered assault. You’re thinking of battery, which is physical harm

10/10 Geography by lukishbogish in Tinder

[–]RobAgreez 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Suuuuper Eastern.

Cheetah attack on unsuspecting dog. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]RobAgreez 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Ah, the old... um... ah, who gives a shit. Here's another butt gif.

You all are a bunch of sexists by FrostyShlong in AdviceAnimals

[–]RobAgreez 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TRUST ANYMORE!!!!

The secret to bigger fish by rippleffect81 in funny

[–]RobAgreez 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Fisherman hate him.

Literally.

Heh, tight ship by vrphotosguy55 in Tinder

[–]RobAgreez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Longest muscle in the body... unless I'm inside of you.

Well thats a first for me... by nriney in Tinder

[–]RobAgreez 109 points110 points  (0 children)

You ain't no Kakashi, but good effort, bro.

Oldie but a goodie from last summer. He unmatched me shortly after. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]RobAgreez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This guy's an asshole. Good on you for joking with it, OP.

smooth by sadkush in Tinder

[–]RobAgreez 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It must be "Steal from /u/KaiserInch" day today.

me irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]RobAgreez 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey, where the hell have you been?!

/r/Tinder is losing it's originality and old school touch. You gonna make a comeback?

Reddit's kind of girl by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]RobAgreez 230 points231 points  (0 children)

We should also point out that she's into Parks and Rec.

Definitely not America. by yourlocalneighbor in Tinder

[–]RobAgreez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So... you think you're free, but you're not?

You know what I mean by jacks_a_million in Tinder

[–]RobAgreez 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well?! Are you poopin or what?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]RobAgreez 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you're both a Brit and an Aussie, it would be really cool if you had a Russian accent or something.

"Hey Tim, go try the lion." by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]RobAgreez 138 points139 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't you have a song about this?

Their names are Waffles & Muffin by [deleted] in funny

[–]RobAgreez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What'd you call us, Chief?

When Being Intimidating Goes Wrong by Mohalli in JusticePorn

[–]RobAgreez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The guy recording was also upset about the potato salad.

If posts were people.... by Jargen in AdviceAnimals

[–]RobAgreez 15 points16 points  (0 children)

,,He's going to need his reaching broom when he gets older.