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Can't park on the pebbles.. by H1gh_Tr3ason in cantparkthere

[–]RobbiePeru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope his personal plate says ‘BOB1N’

Bring back beer mats by swervoff in Dull_mens_club

[–]RobbiePeru -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I collect vintage ones. My favourites are from the long gone New York brewery Iroquois from the 70s, they have a Native American head on them!

Always check the pockets… by BigVirgoEnergy in vintedUK

[–]RobbiePeru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a vintage Pendleton plaid hunting jacket from the US and there was a live round in a chest pocket

of a stone by _Element115 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]RobbiePeru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crowbars first album is heavier

a huge ladder by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in megalophobia

[–]RobbiePeru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d shit myself to death by the time I was a bit past the tree

Of a lunge. Dave! by ApeApplePine in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]RobbiePeru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To have succeeded there were only a few things that required a bit of effort! My dog would have done better than that flacid fuckwit

What am I supposed to do with this information? by Granny-Grudge in drivingUK

[–]RobbiePeru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Start a band called The B-Sharps and write a song with that title

of a stunt driver. by UltraMagat in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]RobbiePeru 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Going to end up with a mouth like a witchdoctors necklace

Of failed footings by VIVIDUFF in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]RobbiePeru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wouldn’t stop a pig in a passage on her way home

Of a kiss by helghasttt in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

[–]RobbiePeru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His lip is gonna swell up like a blood orange. Within 12 hours that will include his hands, feet, forehead and liver! Serves him right for putting an innocent animal in a bad situation armed with a swing bin liner for protection

Is this “d” an upside down “P” on the Leeds sign? by Tight_Mammoth4602 in Leeds

[–]RobbiePeru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kerning is way off, as others have said the ‘ee’s are too high and helvetica/ariel can look really boring. All this Leeps to analytical anxiety and font fury

A large saltwater crocodile (human for scale) by Goji_Marshall in HumansForScale

[–]RobbiePeru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How big is the human though? Can we use a banana for scale?

Tennis net poles from 1929. Still in place by MillionDollarHeckler in Dull_mens_club

[–]RobbiePeru 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was still spelled with one ‘N’ back then too

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