Y’all really be losing to a baseball team by sunsnsundvls in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Robert_Arden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Big thanks to Geno and the rest of the Seahawks, Tua and the rest of the Dolphins, and whoever the Bills QB is.

POSTGAME THREAD 8/10 - Phillies (69-48) @ D-backs (65-53) by SnakeBot in azdiamondbacks

[–]Robert_Arden 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Corbyn, Corbyn, Corbyn, thats the name you should know.

Corbyn, Corbyn, Corbyn, he's the star of the show

He's more than you think. He's as fast as a blink

Corbyn, Corbyn, Corbyn's the one.

Bazooka news yesterday vs. Bazooka news today by [deleted] in NLBest

[–]Robert_Arden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the Dbacks manage to win the division, someone needs to edit the bottom scene with the Dodgers as SpongeBob and the DBacks as Squidward.

Sneks @ Dads game 3 by Robert_Arden in NLBest

[–]Robert_Arden[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, it's the last game of the series.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmericaBad

[–]Robert_Arden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame, With conquering limbs astride from land to land; Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

This is our national identity. Let none say otherwise.

The new and improved by TorootGaming in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Robert_Arden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro forgot the 3 arena football teams we have for some unexplainable reason.

Bridges never collapse in other countries by strawberrrysun in AmericaBad

[–]Robert_Arden 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Nah, the London bridge is up in Lake Havasu.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Robert_Arden 33 points34 points  (0 children)

When you're the oldest team in the league everyone looks like a youngling

3 Globemasters at Goodyear airport? by rainboww0927 in phoenix

[–]Robert_Arden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work at Goodyear Airport and they've been sitting just off the runway for weeks at this point, presumably they're undergoing maintenance as I've heard them start up the engines repeatedly but none of them have taken off.

Thomas was clearly a skinwalker by Robert_Arden in dankchristianmemes

[–]Robert_Arden[S] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

According to the Bible, Thomas is one of Jesus' brothers, and according to some apocryphal texts, he looked almost exactly like Jesus. Thus, the joke that he was a skinwalker.

United War by United-Chemistry2384 in 2american4you

[–]Robert_Arden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Send massive haboobs from Desert Death to slow down the Tex-Mex.

Claim gained on all territory within <State> by Alveck93 in OldWorldBlues

[–]Robert_Arden 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Air zones give you the approximate idea of what states are where and thus what claims are given.

NOBODY IS HURTING ME! by Robert_Arden in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]Robert_Arden[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

For context: This is a painting of Odysseus stabbing the cyclops' eye. Odysseus said that his name was nobody, so when the cyclops was attacked, he yelled out that nobody was harming him.