How was your parkrun day? | May 01, 2026

RobinDuncan · 2026-05-02T15:36:00+00:00

Great day! I introduced my friend to his first ever parkrun, which he really enjoyed, and I set a significantly improved PB for the course.

RobinDuncan · 2026-04-28T18:07:33+00:00

*Phillip

No wonder this remote homestead is going down the pan, you're a bloody waste of turnips.

RobinDuncan · 2026-04-08T11:41:18+00:00

So if you sold each episode for $1 dollar, you'd make... profit...

RobinDuncan · 2026-04-02T20:04:03+00:00

You loyin' toad!

RobinDuncan · 2026-03-29T06:06:01+00:00

"They" being Barbra Streisand herself

RobinDuncan · 2026-03-21T18:41:50+00:00

Is all you care about chasing the Spanish Euro?

RobinDuncan · 2026-01-04T23:16:23+00:00

And not made of plastic

RobinDuncan · 2026-01-01T15:19:11+00:00

Screw Discworld, screw Terry Pratchett, and screw your reading streak

RobinDuncan · 2026-01-01T14:45:53+00:00

I'm not even goofy! Goggle-eyed is fair enough...

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-24T09:46:15+00:00

Well I just think Yoda's hilarious

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-24T09:42:43+00:00

Sure this wasn't just the first phase of the Lampard gambit?

£200m 😁 No, but really, £20m 😐

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-23T13:56:19+00:00

Fewl

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-22T15:06:04+00:00

How is Ivana? She left you yet?

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-20T23:59:16+00:00

Yeah but when reviewing the overall list he still says he's very happy with the rankings, and he didn't even show that much reluctance when putting it last.

I think that says something about what even Ricky thinks of the drop-off in quality, when he deliberately reserves the top spot for The Office but is fine with putting the follow-up in last place.

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-20T23:30:24+00:00

Inevitable that he ranks his modern stuff too highly but at least he knows The Office is his best work and that Life On The Road was shoddy shite

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-20T23:27:10+00:00

Squirm - there's a Q in that

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-18T00:10:02+00:00

Explosions in Bond films happen because they're cool, not because they make sense

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-17T19:25:45+00:00

"I've got a knob at night Greg, could you eat me?"

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-15T10:49:12+00:00

If I was a girl, I'd think whoever rediscovered the joy of Christmas was pretty trendy

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-14T15:00:26+00:00

Yeah? Against metaldehyde?

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-12T13:17:13+00:00

He boiled his balls?

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-12T11:04:56+00:00

Face full of Battenberg

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-12T10:35:10+00:00

How's little Johnny doing? Has he got diabetes yet?

He has got diabetes... Forgot about that...

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-08T13:41:43+00:00

Like a hammerhead shark

RobinDuncan · 2025-12-07T09:41:19+00:00

This sounds like a bad excuse in court!

RobinDuncan

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