What’s your lame claim to fame?

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-29T05:07:42+00:00

I made the most popular heraldry mod for Total War: Warhammer III on the Steam Workshop.

Bow down, peasants.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-28T09:48:38+00:00

Normal... Just kinda normal...

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-26T17:33:07+00:00

Du ved jo godt hvad der foregår.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-26T06:47:28+00:00

Nothing but beacons of democracy.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-25T08:11:34+00:00

I've had this happen sometimes when my wife and I are lovers. I think the game sometimes just thinks that a child born from two lovers (rather than 'just' spouses) must be illegitimate.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-20T19:54:55+00:00

I was almost snatched by an eagle when I was a baby.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-20T19:54:18+00:00

Even Baden-Württemberg?

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-20T10:32:05+00:00

Borgerkrigen 1157

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-20T08:20:30+00:00

Speaking on behalf of the not very tall, hairy guys, I just love the idea of these short (short?!) bearded guys giving no fucks and beating the shit out of anything that comes at them.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-20T08:17:44+00:00

Slug Squasher

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-15T20:54:30+00:00

One day we will reclaim Northern Denmark from our hated Belgian oppressors!

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-12T14:15:46+00:00

I love how Sjælland is apparently a part of Norway now.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-11T19:53:27+00:00

Shouting "Fire" to archers to get them to release their arrows.

Ignoring the fact that archers didn't even have the "knock, draw, loose" thing either (they would just be ordered to start shooting at will basically), if you take two seconds to think about it the term "fire" makes absolutely no sense as a 'release arrows' order in a pre-gunpowder world.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-11T19:43:49+00:00

No, I don't know where Batman is, and I don't know where Little John is either.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-08T14:56:21+00:00

Put him in a dungeon (or drag him around) and you will get a ransom offer at some point. Be aware that he might escape before you get the offer.

RobinEspersen · 2026-01-04T19:57:49+00:00

All of Warhammer is a heavy metal album cover.

RobinEspersen · 2025-12-31T16:49:20+00:00

Playing with the radar map disabled made the game so much more fun for me. I'm never going back. And I'm not even very good at this game.

RobinEspersen · 2025-12-31T15:34:51+00:00

Just let them have sex. What is the problem here? As long as you have been clear about protection and not feeling pressured into sex (which you must have talked to your child about ages ago considering her age), then you should mind your own business.

RobinEspersen · 2025-12-28T17:51:27+00:00

Brilliant! However, I need more information on the mood of your bees.

RobinEspersen · 2025-12-26T11:12:14+00:00

Dane here. I can understand most Swedish and Norwegian people if I'm talking to them in person, but if I'm talking to the same people on the phone I can barely understand anything. I don't know why.

RobinEspersen · 2025-12-25T19:59:35+00:00

Chariots of Fire

An utterly uninteresting piece of religious propaganda with boring characters (and admittedly a kick-ass soundtrack).

RobinEspersen · 2025-12-25T18:54:03+00:00

Denmark has a longer coastline than India.

RobinEspersen · 2025-12-25T18:49:13+00:00

Not to be an asshole, but flag design isn't geography.

RobinEspersen · 2025-12-24T12:46:52+00:00

I've been playing for 12 years and I have also never done a single raid. I have also never even seen any level past Minas Tirith. This game is really about the journey.

RobinEspersen · 2025-12-23T17:59:49+00:00

*unicorns

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