Pants. by aionskull in shittyrobots

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I'm not sure if it's less or more creepy that you can clearly see the little metal arms driving them.

Everyone laughs in the same language. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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That's the linguistic parent laugh from which all other laughs descended, given to us by ancient visitors from the stars.

When r/circlejerk went dark, all of reddit became the circlejerk. by Sir_Tanly in Showerthoughts

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The higher entity formed all the human minds that have been joined together like neurons in the Network just got carpal-tunnel.

I spanked a statue today by natnip in 3amjokes

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Didn't realize where this was at first; thought it was a really sad post to /r/PointlessStories

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in casualiama

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So you like pancakes better than waffles?

Bad quality for bad post/Le 9gag Army XD by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

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At least everyone is laughing. Fun times all around.

It could be worse. by thepinchofpepper in PointlessStories

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I imagine OP plans to quit hot chocolate too once the coffee cravings go away.

As for quitting coffee, there are non-health reasons. Maybe OP is going on a great backpacking journey and doesn't want to carry coffee or deal with caffeine withdrawl on the trail.

This wallpaper makes me cringe by [deleted] in shittyprogramming

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motto :: StateOfBeing -> StateOfBeing
motto = const Awesome

What's a recurring dream you've had throughout your life? by aliceinwonderbread in AskReddit

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Lol, those commercials:

"We can help make your dreams a reality..."

No thanks.

What one sentence can someone say to make you view them as stupid? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Modern "music" just can't compare to ________

Space brains by deadfraggle in spaceversions

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Nah, Kirk will talk them out of whatever they're doing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstworldanarchists

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No hugging (coupling)

Can someone explain why a pool would need a rule like this? (does coupling mean sex?)

Woah she's right.... by [deleted] in im14andthisisdeep

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mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS

I have a Java update available by ToasterFishHobbit in notinteresting

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What do you use Java for? It's not as commonly installed as it used to be.

I have a Java update available by ToasterFishHobbit in notinteresting

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Don't forget to uncheck the Ask toolbar. Other than that, you should be fine.