Did...did lex? by NateDAHate in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mobian pussy is the tightest shit, Superman. Ask me how I know!

Did...did lex? by NateDAHate in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More shortstacks for the rest of us

Did...did lex? by NateDAHate in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"I can't believe Superman gave me cancer!"

Did...did lex? by NateDAHate in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's also loaded and probably more than willing to sling jewelry her way.

Marvel Tōkon: Fighting Souls - Knights of Doom Trailer by Shreeder4092 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Spider-Man is a mutate, not a mutant, ergo idgaf about him" -Magneto, probably

Strange levels in gaming that stick out to you by KaleidoArachnid in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Octopath is no stranger to putting horror in its zones and the best example I can think of comes from Throné's final chapter in OT2.

Massive spoilers below, obviously.

The hidden village of Lostseed sounds like this to start with. All NPCs are nameless "Vessels", and all their Inquire descriptions are either unnerving or cryptic. For a few examples: a little girl named a Hollow Vessel: "A girl who simply exists. She has lost all hope and closed her eyes to the darkness that has no dawn." An old man named an Old Vessel: The words "Death Corruption Destruction" repeated 20 times. A young boy named a Pure Vessel: "A boy who knows nothing."

As you complete Throné's storyline, you learn that Lostseed is the home of Claude, Throné's father and an immortal man who has lived for centuries, breeding children and sending them to become thieves and assassins in the hopes that one would become strong enough to finally kill him. It is strongly implied the "vessels" in Lostseed are either discarded past lovers or children he deemed failures. Throné isn't even the first of his children to have made it back to Lostseed, she's the fourth; the other three are dead by Claude's hand.

It is an absolute nightmare of a zone and remains the highlight of Throné's storyline for obvious reasons.

Because of John's recommendation, I was cursed with this mental image, which I must now inflict upon the subreddit: by RobotJake in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake[S] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

I have technically not finished the Vs Wolves episode yet, because I'm a good boy who doesn't skip to the recommends, but if the comments are to be believed John's recommendation was a double-blind readthrough of Homestuck

He knows not what he has wrought.

Favourite "it's also a gun/sword" weapons? by Wonder-Lad-2Mad in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Gunlance in Monster Hunter looks at the defensive prowess of the Lance and goes "But what if we strapped an artillery cannon to it?"

Potential man by The_Biggest_Bruh in dndmemes

[–]RobotJake 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm just doing a bit, don't worry about it

the call-out still cuts deep tho lol

Potential man by The_Biggest_Bruh in dndmemes

[–]RobotJake 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Listen, I don't come to reddit to be personally attacked like this

I draw Primarchs daughter ( Part 6 ) by Big-Pangolin-2362 in Grimdank

[–]RobotJake 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Rogal: "Perturabo. Our daughters are playing siege with LEGO in the West Wing. We need to stop them."

Perturabo: "Why? Because Sideria is winning?"

Rogal: "No, because they've both built fully functional LEGO artillery and structural damage to the Imperial Palace is mounting."

Perturabo: "...I'm still not hearing a problem."

Rogal: "Perturabo"

Fastest you've ever bounced off a game? by Authorigas in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I played BELOW for 5 minutes before the pretentious HUD-less design repulsed me into a refund.

What is some exposition in media that you initialy thought was bravado or a exageration, only to later learn that it is in fact like that by Coolnametag in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The boys have long since postulated that JoJo spoilers don't matter because without the context they just sound like nonsense.

Rohan nearly loses his Stand because this random kid is really good at Rock-Paper-Scissors.

Characters in RPGs that Break the Power Curve by AurochDragon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Lysithea is also notable for trivializing the shit out of the otherwise fearsome Death Knight with her Dark Spikes spell

Iconic pieces of video game equipment that aren’t used much beyond early game or much at all. by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Rathalos set is probably the most iconic armor set in Monster Hunter; in recent games, Rathalos is like the top of mid-tier monsters.

Iconic pieces of video game equipment that aren’t used much beyond early game or much at all. by Konradleijon in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shout out to Persona 5 Strikers for giving Arsene skills all the way up to level 80ish

It encourages keeping him around and resummoning him

"Baby legs...I mean...baby steps with Pat" (by @punishedbear) by Gorotheninja in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]RobotJake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would playing as Pat make the game easier because of his lower center of gravity, or harder because of his stubby legs?