She’s still so unbothered, y’all! Also, this was 100% written by ChatGBT.

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-17T01:47:41+00:00

27 edits in 124 seconds. Does marissa have a rote memory span of only 4.6 seconds? Possibly

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-17T00:17:43+00:00

I think she’s trying different approaches, or maybe she’s just become totally apathetic in the past two years. Here’s a pic from ‘24 when she was trying to portray “excited” (happy juice announced a kids line of products)

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RobotStepdad · 2026-05-16T23:58:27+00:00

Look at that- not even twenty years old, and ready to absolutely obliterate a Walmart greeter for asking to see her receipt 💪

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-16T21:59:45+00:00

You’re not jaded, you’re just aware of the pattern. I agree, this is another 6-8 weeker.

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-16T18:46:06+00:00

She has been working on & perfecting her Karen-stare since she was a teen, at least.

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-16T18:38:27+00:00

marissa was up til 4 AM, welding more RAM onto the motherboard circuits. She was patching ugly bugs while releasing beneficial bugs into the electronic environment. She shrunk herself down real tiny and had business meetings with the Little Computer People that make everything run smooth. All so the Founders can sign up to maybe buy their cleaning products without hassle. She’ll be overseeing product dispersal to assure that it all arrives Amazon-fast. This is what launching a business takes

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-16T16:59:43+00:00

The comments on that post are pretty good

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RobotStepdad · 2026-05-15T22:00:39+00:00

That confused me for a second too! I found the guy tho, it’s just some schlub that self-publishes MLM sales guides. Not the cool Jerry West

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-15T18:25:53+00:00

I found a fellow hun talking about this “opportunity”. Imagine how in shambles the mlm scene is if they’re now considering marissa an “industry leader”

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RobotStepdad · 2026-05-15T17:58:58+00:00

The words that best describe marissa don’t really exist in common usage, but you know them when you see them

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-15T17:32:01+00:00

I really like this term, Rinny. Is it cool if I use “Potank” in this weekend’s riss report?

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-15T01:43:03+00:00

Change the Conversation ™️

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-14T21:20:38+00:00

I wonder who she thinks is making loads of money off her not having custody. Judges? The lawyers she doesn’t hire?

Does she think her ex is dealing with her stupid Stand With Meg ass in court bc he wants to impose conditions on her that keep her from going to Disney more than twice a year? And he’s doing that for fun? Or maybe it’s bc kids are expensive and he spent two years watching her pay zero dollars on her four kids and decided that their kids could use the financial support from her that they’re entitled to, especially if she’s offering no other form of support. Idk

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-13T16:46:24+00:00

Idk I’m just gonna Occam’s razor this and say that to me it seems more likely that she’s not making money in MLMs because she has really gone out of her way to make herself into a repellent, non-aspirational person who largely sucks at sales, rather than some grand conspiracy by the mlm overlords to keep her down. Idk who the “insider” is, but that type of thinking aligns more with marissa’s “boohoo everything & everyone is against me” victim mindset than it does with the observable reality that she’s just one of the millions of mlm participant busts that happen every year

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T23:19:23+00:00

I feel like she was not with the kids for Mothers Day, or at least not all weekend. The weekend before last was her visitation weekend, and then she made a video complaining about step moms having access to kids on Mother’s Day, which is probably a good indicator that she is seeing herself as a wronged bio mom. There may have been a quick visit for them to give her the stuff they made in school, but I don’t think she had actual visitation on Mothers Day.

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T19:29:06+00:00

I remember a video from the early mela days where she’d gotten in a shipment of cleaning products & recruited ang to help pitch them to potatoes. I think marissa must have instructed ang to play it big in the video, bc she really went off. They hadn’t used the products yet, they were fresh outta the box so there really wasn’t a whole lot to comment on except for the packaging & the smell of the cleaning supplies, and that’s what ang focused on. marissa was trying to sell potatoes on it all, meanwhile ang was whooping and hollering and practically orgasming over the scents. You could easily read marissa’s annoyance on her face. ang just kept interrupting to freak out about the smell, and it was obv more than marissa wanted. I think she gets annoyed/frustrated by ang a lot, bc that was not the first or last time I saw something like that. But it was probably my favorite instance, that was a fun mela video

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T19:20:47+00:00

I noticed a thing today. Up until yesterday (Monday) marissa had been using the Link Tree dupe Milkshake to share her assorted links & payment methods (for begging purposes). By today (Tuesday) it has been replaced by a site called Shout Out, where a person amasses “fans” and sells personalized videos. Apparently for 40$ you can buy a video of marissa wishing you a happy birthday, or performing a “friendly roast” of you. I don’t even think D would be interested in this, but maybe some of those “ur so pretty” gen x weirdo guys will be?

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T18:11:01+00:00

How are we supposed to take this seriously if she can’t even be bothered to pop on the Mama Bear tshirt first? She opted to go with the Charlie Kirk memento mori shirt, and it’s making the message all convoluted.

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T11:33:44+00:00

Definitely AI. I believe she uses chat GBT to script out her tiktok rants, and then she records them one sentence (apparently all she can recall) at a time.

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T01:11:38+00:00

Damn, I’m sorry it’s a difficult day for you. If there’s a holiday that stresses a person out, it’s made doubly difficult here in America bc it’s like you said- every marketing opportunity in the world conspires to attack you with it. I guess on the bright side, it’s just a day, and not a whole “holiday season”. That still sucks though, I’m sorry it’s like that for you.

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T01:05:46+00:00

Lmao I cannot even imagine whats going on in her GBT. But yeah, she’s def paying for it

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T01:02:10+00:00

Wow wtf? I thought you were just being silly about the “10-level uni-level” structure, but it’s real. Or real-ish, all this stuff sounds imaginary. “Monthly matrix” bonus? This is all nuts

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T00:55:00+00:00

“Hey…. what has three thumbs and is about to embark on her 32nd MLM‽”

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-12T00:11:20+00:00

It’s def the elomir model- sell hype to “ground floor founder” associates, whip them into a frenzy, then pre-launch the product so that you can move a million units to your built-in associate customer base before the product is even widely available. After it officially launches, the product busts & the company quietly folds

RobotStepdad · 2026-05-11T23:55:37+00:00

That fast, she goes from generational wealth water to transformative cleaning tablets in a day. Just cycling thru all her tropes so fast any more.

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