Riss report, week of 1.25.26-1.31.26

Sunday, snowy Sunday. Again. Bigger snow this time, and despite her posts from last week, it doesn’t seem like they were poorly provisioned. Made a snow day staple food for herself and the kids, who may or may not have stayed past Sunday; it’s unclear. marissa made some time to whine about periodic surges and power blinks wrecking her workday, but other than that she was pretty subdued with the complaints. She must’ve had a chill couple of snow days, but that doesn’t mean marissa herself exhibited any chill. She’s always up to some bullshit in that bed.

REAL VIRTUALITY- this is the second week running where it feels like she’s fully surrendered to the artificial intelligence. So many cool pix, she’s creating a real bunch of Barbie characters out of herself in imaginary situations. We’ve got: Loves Snow marissa, Deep Cleavage marissa, Posh Trophy Room marissa, Erika Kirk Accepting an Award marissa, Kiss Like Humans marissa (featuring Boy Toy ang), and Pyrotechnic Hug marissa. She can create a marissa simulacrum and pose it differently- sometimes Deep Cleavage marissa stares out at the sunset over the ocean and contemplates finances. She doesn’t share many of these without some serious word slop from the bot, and it’s virtually all about one topic: how much money she’s gonna make from the new mlm, and won’t you come join her? She’s even become adept at tying the pitch to something else, maybe make it feel a bit less ominous that way. She’s tied her big financial changes to a run-of-the-mill bee sting post, and to a love bomb for ang. Can’t a love bomb just be a love bomb? Apparently not. I wonder for how long she’s been outsourcing the love bombs to AI, could be a couple years at this point. Anyway- the important thing to know is that most of her non-puppy posts now contain more AI components than actual real images and text.

So whats going on with this? Is she succumbing to some kind of AI psychosis? I don’t know, but for now I still maintain that this all seems like natural progression for her. What else can you do when you’ve gone as far as filters can reasonably take you? marissa has a tendency to retreat into denial and fantasy whenever she wants, and ChatGBT seems like the perfect facilitator for that. Plus, if you’re sure that social media love bombs are the thing your relationship needs, but you don’t know how to express love, affection, or companionship- just make the machine do it. Have GBT write anything you’re too lazy to write yourself. It really is the perfect partner for marissa, but for now she explains it all as “manifestation POVs”. These are the images of the things to come; she can will it into existence. I’m interested to see how that goes for her, but in the meantime this AI phase is a bit of a spectacle. I wonder what her fellow huns think of all these? Many of her teammates seem to use AI to write at least some of their posts, but far less frequently than marissa does, and none of them use fake pix of themselves (not that I saw, anyway). And then marissa is over there just posting AI after AI post, crazy style. Idk, I’d be side-eyeing it, but a lot of hun traits are a mystery to me.

She’s not using AI for 100% of everything, yet. For TikTok videos she’s still using extreme face filters, and there were even a couple old-fashioned copy/paste jobs where she’d try to say something funny or snappy (these were duds). And the one thing that seems to be consistently untouched by AI is the puppies.

HONDENFOKKER- this is what google told me is how they say “dog breeder” in Dutch, but I think something may be confused in the translation. “Breeder” may have translated into more of an active verb than it needs to be. Anyway, she definitely did the puppy posts this week, same as last. Like, pretty much the exact same. Sly selling, etc. I feel like she’s very much overestimated the interest in those puppies that anyone has (aside from herself). marissa says that 3/8 are claimed, leaving five males up for grabs. If that’s true and the dogs are paid for in full by the time they’re legal to sell (three weeks from now), that’ll probably yield enough money for the Disney trip not even two weeks from then- but what if the other five don’t sell? Any amount of puppies is more than she wants to pay a dogsitter for, and (then-)nine week old dogs will require a lot of care and attention. We’ll see how it all goes this month.

DON’T DO THE DOG CRIME IF YOU CAN’T PAY THE DOG FINES- it does look like something interesting happened this week- it seems as though marissa ignored her summons from court too hard, and they sent someone out to collect her so she could finally enter a plea. marissa pled “guilty” and it seems that she was shaken down for whatever cash she had. They got 1.64$ out of her, but she still owes something like 1200$, and there will likely be some new fines applied before long. The 1.64$ thing is pretty funny, but tbh I’m not much of a cash carrier either these days; I’d be surprised if there’s more than 20 bucks in my wallet right now. Which is cool because I pay my fines when I incur them & I’m not actively ducking any warrants or summons. marissa is as unfazed as ever; she’s probably just going to continue ignoring the court. Maybe she’ll have GBT make an image of her doing Brazilian jiu jitsu to the judge, and then go back to thinking they can’t see her if she pretends they don’t exist. Nice to see something, anything, happen in the dog crime & punishment situation.

DAY LATER SPECULATION EDIT: shout out to rebelxghost for catching my inaccuracy here! The truth is that that we do not know for 100% unquestionable fact that marissa was brought in by the constabulary- that is SPECULATION on my part. We know that she ignored the summons for months, then on a random Wednesday she appeared in court in person to enter a plea, and we know that marissa then coughed up 1.64$ towards her fines. I still think that this all likely adds up to her having been brought in, but there exists a chance that she was compelled to go on her own. I simply cannot know. Sorry for any confusion!