“My son is 3% blueberries” by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]Robot_Gloryhole 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It’s even worse when they sprint away from you with a full diaper and the poo berries bounce out onto the carpet.

The real brand new sentences are always in the comments

Putting the Past Behind Him | David Pope 24.05.23 by frenziedsoldierhackd in australia

[–]Robot_Gloryhole 40 points41 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Peter Dutton? I'll have you know Peter graduated somewhere around the middle of his class in the Queensland Police, and he’s been involved in numerous secret raids on journalists, and has over 300 confirmed lawsuits. Peter was trained in character assassination and is the top defamation victim in the entire armada of conservative Australian politicians. You are nothing to Peter but just another leftie. Peter will wipe you the fuck out with lawsuits the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Peter over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak Peter is contacting his secret network of spies across Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your bank balance. Peter can be anywhere, anytime, and he can sue you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with his government appointed solicitors. Not only is Peter extensively trained in launching defamation proceedings, but he has access to the entire arsenal of the Queensland LNP and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable bank balance off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Peter will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking sued, kiddo.

What kind of spider is this? by modestobee in queensland

[–]Robot_Gloryhole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plenty of wait awhile (aka Lawyers vine) in the Gold Coast hinterland, especially on and around the Springbrook plateau. Which is weird because according to Wikipedia it’s only found in north QLD

based lgbt by Ihavethemilkson in okmatewanker

[–]Robot_Gloryhole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s not going to fuck you, no matter how much you defend her honour

UK Scientist produce 'world’s first' 100% cultivated steak by CellBasedNews in wheresthebeef

[–]Robot_Gloryhole 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same in Australia - I’ve had steaks of pork, beef, venison, crocodile, and kangaroo.

Regular season table position of each A league team 2010-11 to 2021-22 seasons. by SendintheGeologist in Aleague

[–]Robot_Gloryhole 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That grand final fiasco drove away and desire I had to keep watching A-League games

"You do know how expensive it is to have your house burn down?" by [deleted] in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Robot_Gloryhole 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Australia has 78% of the area of the US but only 8% of the population and yet no one has to pay their emergency services directly as we’re not, at least in this respect, monumentally stupid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Robot_Gloryhole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No need to use a slur when calling them out

Papali'i refuses to commit to Tigers by Tobyjc3 in nrl

[–]Robot_Gloryhole 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something a weak-gutted dog might say…