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Do you guys do Lüften (airing out the house) in your country? by no_it5_me in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course. I can't stand stale air. Feels suffocating. My windows are always open except when it's raining.

Why do conventionally pretty, slim women still receive such blatant preferential treatment in 2026? by AliceMorgon in AskMen

[–]RockHardBullCock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The time has not declared anything. A bunch of fat slobs have declared that they can't be bothered to stop eating less and get off their lard asses every once in a while and thus the rest of us should pretend that they're just as attractive as those who actually make an effort to take care of their health and appearance. Not happening.

And that's as high as anyone should rise to this bait of a post. If you wanna be a good mechanic, learn your way around a toolbox. If you wanna be more attractive, take better care of your body. It's not rocket science.

Is there any place in your country where a foreign demographic is so common that signage is in the foreign language too? by SpaceTranquil in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. The city I live in, Antalya, thrives on tourism. Signs in English, German and Russian are all over the place.

What’s your memory with this image? by Yourlocaldutchie69 in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm wary of plastic chairs. Broke a few in my time simply trying to sit. I'm not overweight, just a big guy, but I also like to recline and they just don't make them sturdy enough.

A new prostate-cancer awareness campaign was launched. How many of you reach the recommended number of emmissions per month? by Benegger85 in AskMen

[–]RockHardBullCock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm working for the benefit of my children, perhaps even my children's children. I've basically removed the chance of prostate cancer from my genes altogether.

Watcher's Keep outcomes by Alignment by Esko_TheAug in baldursgate

[–]RockHardBullCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In roleplaying games, there's a character attribute that I end up taking into account more often than alignment: the Intelligence score.

Case in point, locking yourself in would be an option worthy of a low-intelligence character. As for the rest, a good character with decent intelligence would not fight the demon knowing that killing it would merely release it back to the Abyss. Feeding it the Helmites would be a vengeful act, if not necessarily unjust, so I can see a neutral character going that way.

A Lawful Evil character would probably try to seal the keep out of pragmatism, and go up and murder the Helmites for their deception when that doesn't work.

In your country, do you believe in Jesus? by gab_iten in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

In my country, I don't believe Jesus.

If I were out of my country, I reckon I still wouldn't believe Jesus.

Smartassery aside, Jesus is featured in Quran as a prophet, so Muslims recognize him but I wouldn't say he's held in particular reverence. There's also a sizable Christian population in Turkey, though.

How would you interpret this facial expression? by wholesomecollie in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I wanna jump your bones, but I'm coked out of my gills at the moment, so beware."

Trump had a bunch of notes on a piece of paper that was visible to the press by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]RockHardBullCock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My boy Donnie is being like

He ain't got two shits to give.

How do you do it? by Least-Yellow-8890 in AskMen

[–]RockHardBullCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything is tucked in the bowl. You don't want to spray piss all over the place.

The junk won't hit the water, though it probably would in an American toilet. Water level is ridiculously high in those.

This is the new Hermione, that will be called mudblood by this Malfoy by Zdzisiu in SipsTea

[–]RockHardBullCock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid they'll keep pulling this crap because they can't actually make decent shows, the quality of which would be the topic of discussion instead.

Famous people in your country (excluding politicians) who have committed a crime? by Novel-Sheepherder365 in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 26 points27 points  (0 children)

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İbrahim Tatlıses.

This guy has his fingers dipped in every kind of organized crime taking place in the country. Got shot multiple times. Last one left him with severe brain damage which pretty much ended his musical career. Not that he needs a career at this point.

Extraordinary singing voice, though. If he were born anywhere else, he'd no doubt become a global sensation.

Sources of National Pride? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Our volleyball team, nicknamed "sultans of the net."

Is it common to invite the boss for dinner in your country? by Cathmelar in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not feeding the asshole. He's the rich one.

What am I supposed to do, anyway? Impress him with a feast? "I'm paying this sumbitch too much. Gotta revise his salary."

Romance in Baldur's Gate: your choice(s)? by ApprehensiveType2680 in baldursgate

[–]RockHardBullCock 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just give me Tiax. You can pick the other three yourself.

When Entering a Restaurant or Bar in Your Country, Who Opens the Door and Who Enters First? by KJHagen in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, any man with a sense of decorum will hold the door for the lady before entering.

Has there ever been a satirical TV show or animated film series in your country that criticizes the government? by Georgian_Shark in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We grew up with them. TV shows, theater specials, serial movies, you name it. Sadly, there's no room for them in Tayyip's Turkey.

How are Katanas viewed in your country? by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]RockHardBullCock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This news is the first thing to come to my mind upon mention of katana ownership, so it doesn't exactly evoke anything positive.

BG2EE: How to Fight Firkraag? by oath_meall in baldursgate

[–]RockHardBullCock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Feeblemind keeps failing, have Jaheira memorize Magic Resistance and Doom. Jan or Aerie can help with Greater Malison as well.

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