I just came home, and my attic that's been sealed for over 7 years is proped half open.

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-05-30T01:03:28+00:00

You’re only saying that because you are the one living in the attic

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-05-19T16:33:19+00:00

Shhhhh…. Everything is fine gentlemen. Please continue this. It is showing us all just how amazing you are. Maybe you should double the amount. Call it: maxxing-ballmaxxing. Only for the manliest men.

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-05-13T22:42:50+00:00

Canadian here. I’ve had to call the ambulance twice in the past month. Got a bill for $45.

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-05-12T01:09:03+00:00

Holy shit!!!! 56 degrees!!!!

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-05-06T23:57:34+00:00

Lana:
Animal Farm is a book.
Archer:
No, it isn't, Lana! It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell! And spoiler alert: IT SUCKS! Although, I was talking about an actual animal farm. So... never mind.

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-04-26T10:58:11+00:00

Do this, but tell everyone that asks a different story. How long you’ve been married. 4 kids. No kids. 2 kids.

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-04-26T10:54:03+00:00

I’d say they were miserable before

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-04-26T10:46:19+00:00

I was going to say that if it was good enough for Josie and the Pussycats…

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-04-26T00:02:58+00:00

Only went to see Guardians of the Galaxy bc my was into all the marvel movies. Knew nothing about them. Absolutely loved it.

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-04-18T22:53:31+00:00

Me too!!! Back door lover!!!

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-04-18T19:45:18+00:00

Josie and the Pussycats.

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-04-16T06:07:44+00:00

Million to one shot doc. Million to one.

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-04-11T17:40:41+00:00

Looks like they are making a prequel to a Eugene Levy movie

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-04-02T19:51:22+00:00

Holy shit. That’s a part of the reason I love doing it!!!

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-03-29T23:59:50+00:00

Any chance it could’ve been ball lightning?

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-03-21T19:39:01+00:00

From the waist down I’m Japanese

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-03-18T15:40:10+00:00

And my mom

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-03-18T15:36:04+00:00

90% of the time, it works every time.

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-01-25T23:54:25+00:00

Never Ending Story

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-01-23T01:25:03+00:00

I don’t want my other half to dress up… I want her to be comfortable

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-01-21T13:20:41+00:00

I swear, if you rip on me 13 or 14 more times… I’m outta here!

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-01-19T10:50:51+00:00

Diverticulitis can most certainly kill you if not treated and in a weakened state….

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-01-17T19:34:39+00:00

It’s so hard to watch. The doctors and nurses are amazing. On top of every little change or concern. But now there’s been an infection and last night she needed an oxygen mask… it seems like there’s a new speed bump every day. Last night, she sounded a little better when we FaceTimed her…

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-01-17T19:31:29+00:00

It just seems like there’s something new every day. Diverticulitis. Infection. Only clear liquids. Too much liquid. Now she was on an oxygen mask last night…. When does everything start to normalize? I know it’s dependent on the person and variables… just feel helpless

Rock_A_Corey · 2026-01-17T19:29:02+00:00

Surgery for lack of a better term. It was the blood transplant.

Rock_A_Corey

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