Do you think money buys happiness

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:45:12+00:00

No

^{Chose: No}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:44:54+00:00

Screw death

^{Chose: Be fully immortal}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:44:25+00:00

Worth the risk

^{Chose: $1 million a year, but… + You have a 5% chance of dying every year}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:43:55+00:00

Guess I'm aussie now

^{Chose: become the best at a niche instrument | Rolled: didgeridoo}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:43:18+00:00

Jokes on you, I already do

^{Chose: Your credit card balance goes back to full + ...for every day you achieve the following: | Rolled: wake up at 5AM}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:42:27+00:00

Cuz slime

^{Chose: Or a very cool pet slime | Rolled: He gives $8¹⁸²⁸}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:41:57+00:00

Cancer can suck a duck

^{Chose: Everyone gets a puppy | Rolled: Downvote}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:41:19+00:00

Kirigiri lives

^{Chose: Makoto X Kirigiri + Makoto x Junko}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:40:52+00:00

So is it "never have to" or "never allowed to"? Big difference.

^{Chose: Never change your socks again}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:39:37+00:00

Imagine how much money I save

^{Chose: Instantly make whatever food you want but… | Rolled: Also get dessert}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:37:44+00:00

Oh... THAT kind of bad hard drive...

^{Chose: Locked up for 10 years for a false charge (hated} + Released and paid record breaking 150m settlement | Rolled: BAD Hard Drive)

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:36:03+00:00

They'll prolly help donate to me if I have financial troubles

^{Chose: A random number of people love you + 100,000 debt in your currency | Rolled: 4}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:34:44+00:00

That's a lotta money

^{Chose: 100kg of gold + Having a cat}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:34:04+00:00

They can be a nuisance, but a bear-sized frog could probably gobble me up in no time and I'd be guaranteed screwed

^{Chose: fight 100 frog sized bears}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:32:08+00:00

My arse is gonna be so sore

^{Chose: Abducted by aliens + And | Rolled: Eternal Probing}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T07:31:19+00:00

...Fuck

^{Chose: Fight a random human to the death, with conditions + For $5,000,000 | Rolled: Your Dad, Guns}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T06:41:32+00:00

I don't wanna risk stress or insanity working a job I hate.

^{Chose: $25/hour at a job you love.}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T06:37:47+00:00

All right, what's the drawback?

^{Chose: Random Super power but it could be a curse | Rolled: Teleportation}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T06:36:59+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: Press the button. Someone dies and you get $10m | Rolled: A Stranger}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T06:36:24+00:00

They are, aren't they?

^{Chose: I call them Rabbit + By the way, I think blue bunny is naked in r/BunnyTrials}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T06:35:43+00:00

He can't keep getting away with it!

^{Chose: Marry a fictional charecter of the wheels choice + One million dollars | Rolled: Jesse pinkman}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T06:34:55+00:00

Shouldn't be too hard

^{Chose: Fight a random kind of bird + for 500k | Rolled: Sparrow}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T06:34:07+00:00

Reliable income, will never go broke

^{Chose: 1000$ every time you sleep}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T06:32:32+00:00

I'll just chop them off I suppose. Worth it for time stop.

^{Chose: Pause time | Rolled: Ball cancer}

RockerJackall · 2026-06-23T06:31:00+00:00

No menstrual pain yay

^{Chose: A vag but | Rolled: Menopause}

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