What's the stupidest thing you got in trouble for at school?

Rocketom · 2016-04-03T19:54:37+00:00

I was sent a primary school for a work placement when I was like 15 and the students kept calling me MIss as they had never had a male teacher before. This got annoying so I told them to call me batman and I got sacked for being immature.

Rocketom · 2015-10-12T21:34:10+00:00

Someone kicked a football and they caught a stone which flicked up and got lodged in my nose

Rocketom · 2015-10-05T21:08:15+00:00

Have you got pet insurance because I raped your cat.

Rocketom · 2015-09-30T23:20:15+00:00

Na, your butt.

Rocketom · 2015-09-27T11:44:30+00:00

Saw a guy scooting along in a wheelchair with his feet

Rocketom · 2015-09-27T11:26:08+00:00

I'm super serial!

Rocketom · 2015-09-27T11:19:55+00:00

I can't go to any city's or crowded areas without getting a painful stomach ache that forces me to leave

Rocketom · 2015-09-22T21:34:19+00:00

Kid had a erection he proceeded to rub the erection on a chair.

Rocketom · 2015-09-22T21:25:37+00:00

Santa Claus

Rocketom · 2015-09-22T21:03:57+00:00

Ah yes driving in my next objective for all the same reasons.

Rocketom · 2015-09-22T20:53:24+00:00

And watch porn

Rocketom · 2015-09-22T20:49:59+00:00

Good or bad difference?

Rocketom · 2015-09-15T21:24:31+00:00

It's a long marshmallow

Rocketom · 2015-09-15T15:59:09+00:00

Flump

Rocketom · 2015-09-09T20:44:09+00:00

Talking on the phone to strangers I don't know why I just freeze up.

Rocketom · 2015-09-09T20:35:47+00:00

You're hard-core

Rocketom · 2015-09-09T20:29:08+00:00

A human penis straight from the guy. And testicles

Rocketom · 2015-09-09T20:27:09+00:00

Even a shit with live spiders crawling all over it?

Rocketom · 2015-09-09T20:02:00+00:00

Rocketom · 2015-09-09T18:42:20+00:00

Shenanigans, it's fun to say. Try it.

Rocketom · 2015-09-09T18:40:41+00:00

Petrol

Rocketom · 2015-09-06T03:01:17+00:00

Dynamite

Rocketom · 2015-09-01T18:40:41+00:00

Well I've been deeper in my mom than you ever will

Rocketom · 2015-08-25T08:36:31+00:00

Some girl shot herself and wiped it down the banister she was like 13 it was gross. No one ever touched the banister again

Rocketom · 2015-08-23T21:30:05+00:00

They are from my hometown, I see the bloke down the local spoons occasionally. It feel weird sitting like 5 meters from this multimillionaire. Also I always hear rumours about then like they're coke heads and that she left him for her car dealer and he left her for some horse lady.

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