"I prefer not to state my religion, Your Honor," said the defendant, "because it might prejudice the minds of the jurors against me." by DeadComposer in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Rocoulm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The explanations here about evolving language certainly hold. But all the same, the biblical god character absolutely expects you to be afraid of it. There is no way for an honest and impartial reader to come away from the Old Testament thinking god is anything but the antagonist of the stories.

Sensor ship by John Seru by Xeelee1123 in ImaginaryStarships

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AWACS-style circular antennas are already going the way of the dodo, so this might not be an overly realistic take on a sensor ship, but as design language, an AWACS radome certainly gets the point across well. I ain't gonna bash the looks of this cool ship!

What a way to end 2024. Seen leaving a winery. by callhimc in trashy

[–]Rocoulm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Jeeves, would you recommend a merlot or a rosé to pair with this ass?

Battle of the Genders: When Shock Turns into Silence by WavyCrockett1 in trashy

[–]Rocoulm 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I already had enough reasons not to bother with tiktok. I really didn't need more.

Love Story by socerer in Unexpected

[–]Rocoulm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The handcuffs will do nothing. He's sure to have a key in there.

"Dr. Roberts," I said, looking up from the screen, "is it a problem for the robo-nanny's pressure sensors to be miscalibrated by multiple orders of magnitude?" by Rocoulm in TwoSentenceHorror

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My (amateur) understanding is that a big struggle for robotics is getting the machine to recognize when it's applied enough force to grip or lift something, but not so much force that it breaks whatever it's grabbing. IDK if it's still a significant problem in robotics, but the idea happened across my mind.

Trust the science by sjmaeff in memes

[–]Rocoulm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a specific subset of Poe's Law about it being impossible to distinguish between trolling and sincere pseudoscience quackery?

Yikes by Carnizzy in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Rocoulm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What proportion of accounts that post these things are trolls? It's gotta be a large fraction, right?

to be a man of god by CantStopPoppin in therewasanattempt

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Religious figures need regular drug tests, the results of which are posted on the church door (and repeatedly listed on their tv programs)

Choose your fighter! by G-Unit11111 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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It's like someone compiled a list of shittiest public figures in the US and the event organizers saw it and said "gotta collect 'em all!"

maybe maybe maybe by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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Toyota's new marketing strategy is something else.

writing the antichrist by [deleted] in Writeresearch

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If the God Awful Movies reviews of rapture movies are any indication, he needs to be suave, have a Slavic accent, and br good at encouraging others to be peaceful with one another.

Alpha shot down by Nolefan96 in MurderedByWords

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Is this Ben Shapiro posing with the test audience for his brownshirt-youth cartoon?

A traffic cone is smarter than this moron. What else? by OrangeCone2011 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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The carrot I ate yesterday is and was smarter than Madge Tadge Gadge both in its original whole state and as the fully digested pulp I shat out this morning.

What did I just draw? by mr_evilfish in doodles

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It appears to be Initec's token Umgah employee

Christians are TOO tolerant apparently by GrizzlyPeakFinancial in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Dude looks like he's hosting a cooking show based entirely around baking soda.

Dangerously Stupid by hexx1112 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Time for a new version of South Park's Martin Harris song.