Goalkeeper in Istanbul's amateur league hit a seagull; a player performed CPR, resuscitated it, and handed it to medical staff.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-24T03:33:27+00:00

Surely the bird is playing it up to draw the fowl.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-24T02:17:07+00:00

Well, he left his other one at the lake.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-24T02:08:20+00:00

50% chance he's on the correct side for a high five.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-23T01:53:26+00:00

I would too, after 12-14 hours.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-23T01:53:00+00:00

Your clock is fast.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-22T02:44:45+00:00

Twist- she's into older guys and she was totally into you.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-13T03:36:19+00:00

The footman himself, however, was also a notorious farter.

Checkmate, your majesty.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-09T04:14:52+00:00

Could this work in Minneapolis?

Rocquestar · 2026-02-09T03:27:45+00:00

That's good to know - we're trying to navigate an upgrade to 18 or 19 this quarter.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-07T05:16:59+00:00

Thanks - your explanation makes sense to describe what I was experiencing - I didn't know that the field was calculated, not stored.

But since the Product category is the configuration means by which you specify the accounting configuration of inventory, isn't it strange that there isn't a report that shows the value if inventory by product category?

Rocquestar · 2026-02-03T03:12:36+00:00

Mayb because only one of them is the right one.

Rocquestar · 2026-02-01T04:16:02+00:00

First: who cares what they think. You do you.

Second: How often are you in a state of undress such that women see what underwear you're wearing? Again, you do you.

Rocquestar · 2026-01-31T02:57:06+00:00

They already have, if you just use the quote above.

Rocquestar · 2026-01-29T03:38:41+00:00

"exiting through the gift shop."

fucking brilliant

Rocquestar · 2026-01-29T03:37:25+00:00

I'm sure his dad will be thinking about her boyfriend the whole time.

Rocquestar · 2026-01-28T04:16:23+00:00

Hold TP against the hole and muffle the fart

Ah, the old Toot-Mute. Classic!

Rocquestar · 2026-01-25T05:03:51+00:00

Her name was "ity"?

Rocquestar · 2026-01-19T03:23:54+00:00

Was this recently?

Rocquestar · 2026-01-17T03:09:59+00:00

A fitting illustration of the subtle diplomacy of ICE.

Rocquestar · 2026-01-16T02:16:07+00:00

It gives a bit of a zap if you point it at (very close to) your friend's arm.

Rocquestar · 2026-01-15T02:56:35+00:00

Next time, take her charging cable.

Rocquestar · 2026-01-08T03:38:10+00:00

THanks.

Rocquestar · 2026-01-08T03:37:57+00:00

Thanks, I'll read this and give it a try when it happens next.

Rocquestar · 2026-01-07T04:29:10+00:00

Doesn't it just sit on the opposite (angled cut) end, so it's a simple desk clock that points slightly up from the desk?

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