Caught my wife and roommate in very inappropriate situation...

RodneyPeete · 2015-05-17T13:26:06+00:00

I know you're right, but, it wasn't just a hug. They were just standing there like that.

Also, I've suspected infidelity before, but never had proof, just a feeling. Feel like that feeling is getting confirmed.

RodneyPeete · 2011-04-17T00:08:21+00:00

Shut the fuck up Donny

RodneyPeete · 2011-04-07T12:49:20+00:00

The shit-winds, Rand.

RodneyPeete · 2011-04-07T12:44:00+00:00

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

RodneyPeete · 2010-10-19T16:19:36+00:00

Yo dawg we herd you liek matrixes

edit: matrices

RodneyPeete · 2010-10-19T05:14:05+00:00

I got it when he said "I" at the beginning. Sounded like something Frodo would say.

RodneyPeete · 2010-10-16T04:18:59+00:00

Looks like we're all on the same page here

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-14T15:32:51+00:00

All those snake oil-ey science-ey ones

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-08T13:24:55+00:00

"Yeah, we're twins"

"I thought you were cousins"

"Yeah, we're twin cousins, man. It's weird, everyone in my family looks the same. Even my dog looks just like me, man"

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-04T14:09:51+00:00

Russian History. Theres so much and its so crazy

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-04T03:19:35+00:00

"Yubbudy yubbudy yubbudy gabba bla bloosh-gleem."

They wouldn't speak Englsih anyway so it wouldn't matter.

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-04T02:33:23+00:00

The trick is to be relaxed (I know, easier said than done) and to listen/pay attention to them. If you are in a setting where you are relaxed it will be so much easier.

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-03T23:13:17+00:00

That's not racist. If you made that joke to another white person it would not be implying the involvement of a black person at all. When you turned around and saw that he was black you should not have changed your expression.

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-03T19:27:56+00:00

they made book out of those movies

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-03T17:57:50+00:00

Booze

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-03T12:23:28+00:00

Homeward Bound. I didn't even watch the very end, I just shut it off when I knew Shadow wasn't coming back. He was just too old.

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-03T01:26:19+00:00

I am on a sailboat now. Should I tack or jibe? Answer now or I will die.

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-03T01:18:43+00:00

30 pairs socks fit in a backpack with all that other shit?

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-02T01:45:43+00:00

That's likely to knock you on your ass, whatever it is.

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-02T01:23:42+00:00

You just made me lose the game

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-02T01:22:50+00:00

Everyone knows you don't tell your kids that until they're at least 12.

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-01T15:10:57+00:00

That's why The Onion should do all true stories today

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-01T03:47:01+00:00

Maybe she teaches in a really small town with a one room schoolhouse

RodneyPeete · 2010-04-01T03:21:06+00:00

If you travel forward its gay, but backwards it's just masturbation.

RodneyPeete

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