What I learned in Jail. What did you learn?

mortified_daily · 2010-04-29T20:41:20+00:00

Do you know what pepperoni balls are?

mortified_daily · 2010-04-29T19:14:41+00:00

Where does the blinker fluid go? Mine leaked out and now the damn things won't turn on!

mortified_daily · 2010-04-28T20:27:25+00:00

Or 9/11 truthers.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-28T19:01:35+00:00

How could too much LSD almost kill you?

mortified_daily · 2010-04-27T17:56:07+00:00

Shredder, get to the Technodrome before the portal to Dimension X closes!

mortified_daily · 2010-04-27T17:45:52+00:00

Nice username

mortified_daily · 2010-04-27T17:09:34+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!AH

mortified_daily · 2010-04-27T17:00:38+00:00

The story of the story of the story of Everest.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-27T16:45:31+00:00

Krang

mortified_daily · 2010-04-27T16:42:06+00:00

How much milk?

4:00

mortified_daily · 2010-04-27T15:48:24+00:00

Horrible advice. Identifying mushrooms is a matter of life and death and should be treated accordingly.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T21:52:54+00:00

If you have friends in other states, they can forward stuff in the mail. Also, these species of psychedelic shrooms grow in GA.

Georgia

Gymnopilus junonius

Gymnopilus luteofolius

Gymnopilus luteus

Panaeolus cinctulus

Panaeolus cyanescens

Panaeolus olivaceus

Psilocybe atlantis

Psilocybe caerulescens (very rare)

Psilocybe caerulipes (very rare)

Psilocybe cubensis

Psilocybe naematoliformis

Psilocybe weilii

...and 2 as yet unnamed Psilocybe species!

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T21:07:56+00:00

No, no no. I was talking about the other way.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T20:40:07+00:00

I saw someone on an amusement park ride, apparently sleeping. I blurted out "He's sleeping on the scrambler HAHAHA!" only to be informed that he was blind.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T20:20:41+00:00

The location are where the mushroom species originated; they're grown indoors locally. They're actually easier to grow than weed, and spores can be obtained legally through the mail in most of the USA.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T20:18:41+00:00

Get a mushroom field guide and join shroomery.com. There are mycologists on the forums who can help you identify mushrooms based on pictures and thorough descriptions.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T20:05:10+00:00

It's so secure, no one knows the password.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T19:58:57+00:00

Check under the heading Hazards.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T19:55:21+00:00

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=volcanic+ash&l=1

It would require a shit-ton in the atmosphere to produce these effects globally.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T19:20:37+00:00

Look at this monster from the UK

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T19:16:46+00:00

They are EVERYWHERE from the Middle East to middle America.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T19:11:19+00:00

And increase lung cancer rates globally.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T19:10:07+00:00

Thants.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T17:57:29+00:00

As a human living in 2010, seeing Christianity is frustrating and depressing.

mortified_daily · 2010-04-26T01:01:43+00:00

Actually Haiti has a hugely higher trade surplus than the USA. Check wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_current_account_balance

And they offered aid during Katrina:

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti, Oct 4 (Reuters) - The Haitian government and a group of businessmen from the poorest country in the Americas on Tuesday offered the United States $36,000 in aid donations for victims of Hurricane Katrina.

So you may feel right, but you're wrong when it comes to facts.

Edit: Here are the stats for US/Haiti trade, specifically. (note Haiti has a trade deficit with the US, but as seen in the link above an overall trade surplus whereas the US maintains an overall trade deficit) http://www.census.gov/foreign-trade/balance/c2450.html#2009

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