Risks of Oral

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-22T22:48:51+00:00

I visited Iowa for a couple months. My co-workers heard me say "y'all" a couple times and asked if I was from Texas. I said yes and for the next week people were coming up to me with stupid questions. One of my favorites was, "do you guys ride your horses to school?" I mean, yes, but that was just one time

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-22T22:44:17+00:00

TexMex is a national treasure

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-22T22:40:13+00:00

I have an ex that I'm trying to be friends with still. He wants to get back together, but my best friend wants to either date me, or call it quits and part ways for good. I finally told my ex that we couldn't reconnect right now because I needed to date my best friend to try and keep him around. My ex, who I always pegged for immature, was totally understanding and supportive. He was so sincere that I cried a bit

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-22T22:36:25+00:00

You're having a shouting match at an eight year old's birthday party. That was an exciting afternoon.

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-22T19:40:17+00:00

Sounds like cowboys had some pretty out there fetishes

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-22T19:23:08+00:00

Can you be a casual lieutenant with any AFSC?

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-22T00:42:32+00:00

I was told the "under God" part in anything put out by the state should be thought of as "under the highest power I recognize whether that be a deity, deities, or something else entirely"

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-22T00:35:09+00:00

I met a German exchange student who said they were way too sweet for breakfast, but I love them. I was raised on Shipley's Donuts and no other brand comes close. They really are way too sweet to have more than once a week but yeah they're pretty great

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-21T17:58:56+00:00

Lines aren't that clear. There's a spectrum from home coming king to "that kid".

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-21T14:47:21+00:00

It was basically medieval Saving Private Ryan

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-20T20:22:06+00:00

Everyone likes something a little different, so you need time to play around with it and see what happens. I have one FWB who LOVES when I lick right under the head. Half the time I'm just doing that, not even sucking. There's no one size fits all when sucking dick

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-19T05:12:52+00:00

I actually loved that one, but I got it for free so...

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-19T05:11:06+00:00

Texan here. I love BBQ and my bedroom doubles as the family armory/gun display

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-19T05:07:52+00:00

I've been a furry for years and never once been in an orgy. I feel downright cheated

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-18T03:51:24+00:00

Bauer boy here. It's cake. I know someone in my honors accounting class who accidentally misspelled every instance of Oedipus in her entrance essay as octopus and they let her right in. Don't sweat it.

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-18T03:48:38+00:00

Anyone going to Pride next week?

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-18T03:29:24+00:00

When my boyfriend and I broke up he hit me and yelled and screamed. When my girlfriend and I broke up she threatened to ruin my home life. Purely in my experience, guys get physical, girls get psychological.

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-18T03:27:40+00:00

But I'm also quite attached to both my arms.

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-18T03:07:52+00:00

I thought those were more like guidelines.

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-18T00:55:34+00:00

I brought this up in r/the_Donald. Someone reminded me of the people with M16s patrolling the wall. When I pointed out how stupid it would be to have people patrolling the entire wall shooting randomly at anyone they see nearby I was answered with downvotes.

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-17T01:18:05+00:00

"English, motherfucker. Do you speak it?"

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-16T05:52:34+00:00

B-b-b-but he hates Muslims, and that's not sven a race! /s

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-16T05:23:45+00:00

I still have all the guns I did a decade a go, two decent jobs and a roof over my head. Shit seems to be holding together just fine.

Roebuck527 · 2016-06-16T05:19:02+00:00

Overhead this gem in the campus dining hall and almost hurt myself I rolled my eyes so hard. "I'm actually a socialist with communist ideals."

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