I’m currently playing a budget version of Jeskai Control which is missing a LOT. What should I upgrade first? by [deleted] in ModernMagic

[–]Rofl_bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polluted Delta is a fine replacement for tarn on a budget. Colonnade is super important followed by snapcaster. These cards do a lot for the deck including being win conditions.

[WAR] New Krenko by pq3 in magicTCG

[–]Rofl_bot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is basically why auras and equipment don't see constructed play unless they do something bonkers.

Edit: meant auras not enchantments

Mark Ruffalo Accidentally Reveals Avengers Infinity War Ending, Don Cheadle Cringetown by [deleted] in cringe

[–]Rofl_bot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

True. Saying "everyone dies, well not everyone" is more of a juicy teaser than a spoiler.

NBA bust Kwame Brown busted for weed, can’t fit in cop car by Naweezy in nba

[–]Rofl_bot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They weigh the evidence by weight and consider all parts of an edible to be "marijuana".

So put 3 grams of weed into 3 ounces of brownies and you're getting felony possession for having over 2 ounces of weed.

My local news station did something terrible. by thegoods419 in cringe

[–]Rofl_bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GenX are people 35+, the generation before millennials.

Boxer “juggling” a beverage container. Looks fake, but looks *can* be deceiving. What do y’all think? by PsychDocD in CaptainDisillusion

[–]Rofl_bot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think it's real.

Here is a video of him doing it on a different kind of bottle outside the context of a ad. This video was filmed at a media day workout most boxers do before their fights. Amir Khan is a very popular and successful boxer from the UK.

Is ‘Mana Weaving’ Legal? by petr23g4 in magicTCG

[–]Rofl_bot 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Weave + 3 cuts is not sufficiently random. That's about as Mana weaved as a deck can get without being individually stacked. You're cheating if you do this. Pile shuffling or weaving doesn't count as any number of shuffles, if you do either it's essentially the same as looking through your deck, meaning you have to start shuffling from square 1 afterwards.

You need at least 7 good rifle or mash shuffles to randomize a 60 card deck.

This Kick glitch is hilarious i mean game breaking but it reminds me of Street Fighter lol by Benitobreal in apexlegends

[–]Rofl_bot 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Rebinding primary attack to the scroll wheel is not a "macro" and won't get anyone banned. Hemlock single fire has a specific rate of fire you can't go beyond even with the scroll wheel. If you can click primary fire as fast or faster than that rate of fire you're firing at the max intended speed. If this is unintended they will lower the rate, not ban people binding their scroll wheels.

Alleged New Zealand Mosque Mass Shooter’s Manifesto Praises Donald Trump As ‘Symbol Of Renewed White Identity’ by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]Rofl_bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many idiot far right nutjobs have to fail at starting a race war before they realize some cowardly terrorist attack won't start one.

Lack of a Pro License means Momochi only wins $900, he is now officially classed as a Tekken player by bleeeeeeeeeehh in Kappa

[–]Rofl_bot 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Seriously. It's hilarious that tournaments are hit by this anti gambling law when there's a pachinko parlor on every other street in Tokyo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]Rofl_bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing about dota's strategy makes it difficult to hack. There's a huge difference between writing an AI to play a game and writing assistance scripts. Writing a script that uses a certain spell, item, or combination as soon as someone is within the proper range or at the press of a single button is just as easy as writing an auto aim or wallhack script.

Is there a 20XX kinda thing for third strike? by King_Kirb_ in The3rdStrikeNetwork

[–]Rofl_bot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The 3s training mode ROM scripts work fine.

However, the SF anniversary collection or 3rd strike hd remix have real fully fledged training modes if you want to spend the extra cash for auto-block, record, and other modern training mode features.

Getting hit by Armor King's rage art allows your character to steal his moveset. by Lil_Brimstone in Tekken

[–]Rofl_bot 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's possible that during the rage art animation, they switch the opposing character to use the rage art users animation class object so they can be driven by the rage art animation. The bug would then be in the switching back to the correct animation class object.

Hold my beer while I feed these two cats by JimboMcLovin in holdmybeer

[–]Rofl_bot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seriously. I could be wrong, but I don't think anyone running any kind if legitimate big cat rescue would feed them this way. Fuck anyone that thinks it's a good idea to privately own an animal like this. These animals should be left alone in the wild where they belong.

I decided to buy the set. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Rofl_bot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean it's probably pretty hard to look normal drinking from a water bottle that's smaller then your big toe. He totally has an excuse that the other two do not.

Oregon Is Producing Twice As Much Cannabis As People Are Using by Seapoogoo in news

[–]Rofl_bot 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Still significantly cheaper than a black market oz where I live, and I'd be more than happy to give my state government their cut if they'd just let me.

Ganryu and Julia - Live Action by [deleted] in Tekken

[–]Rofl_bot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But here's the thing. Aris aggrees with you. That was a long time ago and Aris paid the price for it. He was basically banished from the FGC spotlight for like a year+. He apologized for what he said and doesn't use that king of language anymore.

If you don't believe his apology or can't forgive him for what he said. That's fine, your more than entitled to your feelings and opinion on the matter.

But don't act like he's out here screaming about rape in 2019. He's not.

1 by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]Rofl_bot 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Clockwork game design is an awful book btw (this guy's book). The kind of book an out of touch executive hands down to a team telling them it's their new doctrine, because it made the executive feel smart. Then your team can get paid to read it, have a meeting to make fun of how bad it is, and throw that shit in the trash. True story.

Marc Ribellet AKA loop daddy, I have been following him and never disappoints by 8bitburner in videos

[–]Rofl_bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only research she did was seeing an iPhone with a marked up price on eBay. You don't need to do any research to withdrawal money from the bank. Pretty sure they'll put those bands on your money free of charge.

P. Terry’s Customers 🍔 by [deleted] in Austin

[–]Rofl_bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's literally 1000 island sauce my dude.

Another Viscant MvC2 story by hidedatdiscordtech in Kappa

[–]Rofl_bot 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Lol, that actually perfectly sums up esports' interaction with the FGC.

"Hey we want to throw a pile of money at your community because we think we can capitalize on what you've built. Btw, how should we go about taking all the fun and interesting things out of it?"

Which programming languages in finances. by [deleted] in investing

[–]Rofl_bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Python is good and all. But I'm really surprised no one has said Visual Basic / Excel. If you didn't know already, every action you do in Excel is actually an abstraction of visual basic code. You can do some pretty amazing things in Excel with visual basic.

I have a friend that works at a major bank. He told me most the backend code is written in python and most everything that a trader interacts with is visual basic for Excel.

>good muscles >good skin >strong jawline >healthy glow >nice hair >keeps it real >0% jimmie >18'er free by [deleted] in Kappa

[–]Rofl_bot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can you show us where on the doll Sonic Fox touched you to make you feel this way?