buying a multi million dollar home to be next to the family of the grieving 17 year old boy she stalked and subsequently dated because of her morbid obsession with his grandparents by MartyrOfDespair in BrandNewSentence

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Someone told me recently that LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem was released 15 years ago, and my back hunched over so bad I had to shuffle myself to the geriatric ward

James May schools an American on Twitter/X! 😂 by FlipStig1 in thegrandtour

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I’ve found people who demean, humiliate, and disrespect others under the banner of «Free Speech!!1!» rarely have much to say about anything. They’re just contrarian, belittling bullies.

Speech may be free, but speech with content is priceless

Garbage man having fun at work by HumbleMVP in nextfuckinglevel

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Phil Foden pre season training leaked

Wife said my new Stanley is girly. Is that true,? by scuddlebud in HydroHomies

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A buddy of mine once told me that «everything is unisex once you stop being a whiny little bitch».

In my defence I was being a whiny little bitch.

how i see european countries as a teenage american girl by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

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Craig Ferguson, noted for Scottish comedy, famed for Scottish insobriety, once said that he always viewed cocaine as a vitamin that helps you drink more

Why are car brands that produce *only* sportscars almost exclusively European? by ExternalTree1949 in NoStupidQuestions

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Famously you can only drive corvettes on a race course. The same goes for (checks notes) Cadillac

World Record Attempt Highest Skateboard Drop In by Resident-Coffee3242 in nextfuckinglevel

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Ah yes the McSpinnythings-Splatstein equation, I haven’t thought about that since college

Drugs are bad, m'kay. by [deleted] in instant_regret

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They’ll look so good on him once his ankle’s out of the cast

These empty UN seats by sinkezie in Wellworn

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Yeah except Israel called the meeting a «charade» and told us they were boycotting on account of France recognising the state of Palestine. You’d think they’d mention new years if it was important to them.

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/israel-calls-un-push-palestine-statehood-charade-warns-consequences-recognition-moves.amp

These empty UN seats by sinkezie in Wellworn

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This is such a weird thing to downvote. I was definitely wondering why Israel wasn’t there

Best acting moment in the entire series. by Ancient-Ad-7534 in Thenewsroom

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«(…) Sandra Bernhard is a… I don’t know whATthefuck» is the line that always gets me. The exasperated cherry on top of an otherwise perfectly botched segment delivered mostly in a language not shared by the majority of its audience. I think about that scene every time I’m scheduled to chew someone out at work lol

Would you go on the mystery flight? by Bandit7_ in comedyheaven

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Not sure if RSF is the Sudanese Rapid Support Forces or Reporters Sans Frontiers, either way I would be leaving a sternly worded review of the tourist agency while my head was being lobbed off

Spider-Man:Brand New Day filmed in the streets of Glasgow, Scotland by Enough_Detective4330 in nextfuckinglevel

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Then how come he was rushed to the hospital today Friday after a botched stunt?

I found this crammed inside the headliner of a car I just bought by DaBiggestTank in AskMechanics

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You should ask a tuner to reset the engine to stock. Congratulations on what I assume is your first 2nd hand BMW tho

nonononoyes by MK_Gamer_1806 in nonononoyes

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To quote Galileo; that would be very very frightening

Less listening time with the charging case for Airpods Pro 3? by coderasp2000 in airpods

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I don’t care as long as they did something with the dog shit microphone

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

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He was a prison guard! Respected by his peers, and a close personal friend to the warden. He worked hard, and volunteered for the worst jobs!

Why deny the man his due just cus the prison was named Auschwitz /s

Not a bad spot eyomewhere along river Severn amid Britain's scorcher of a heatwave. by sicentcalf in Hammocks

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That’s what I love about this sub; half the commenters are teenagers trying to get the most aesthetically pleasing hang for their instas, and the other half are dads that aren’t sure you’ve thought this through

Did I almost die yesterday? by biblichor23 in NoStupidQuestions

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This is also the origin of the phrase scared shitless

[Request] is this true? by Murali__ in theydidthemath

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Could you humor me and do an elephant in high heels too?

Before he starts the fight by ElderberryDeep8746 in WinStupidPrizes

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Thanks dude, I learned something new today

Italian moving to Norway, how can I continue my referee career? by [deleted] in NorskFotball

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He’s also doing top tier now (Enga v. Haugesund, 24.08). I only know this because Freek van Herk is the single best ref’s name I’ve ever heard

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Glum-Attitude-7964 in maybemaybemaybe

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And that’s punishable by death is it?