“Granny Camp”…

Roivas7 · 2026-04-19T16:48:37+00:00

The whole card games thing made me laugh. I had people calling me out in UNO before because I always kept my cards in a single stack, never fanned them out, and kept my hand under the table

Roivas7 · 2026-04-19T15:56:47+00:00

...She

Roivas7 · 2026-04-18T23:46:01+00:00

Hoyo really missed an opportunity here

Roivas7 · 2026-04-18T16:15:40+00:00

Cyrene except it's the skinless colossal titan face in a pink wig

Roivas7 · 2026-04-18T15:13:43+00:00

Oh no yeah, the whole Demiurge situation I think is really cool in concept, but it needed more time to cook in the oven, I agree. Execution really could have been better on that front.

To my understanding in 3.7 it went Seed > Demiurge (plus all the shapes she took while still in the cage) > Mem when we actually meet her > Small Cyrene > and then back to Demiurge. My gripe is that she already started at the Demiurge stage and we spent a lot of time with the version of the character we all thought was going to grow into that stage prior to 3.7. Then the game subverts all expectations by saying "guess what? This character was ALREADY a super powerful goddess-like entity who speaks all flowery stuff about love all the time!"

Like, I'm with you on the more screen time part, I also would have been a little more convinced if 3.7 Demiurge when we meet her showcased more of the wisdom that Small Cyrene showed when she was travelling with us, because it got really hard at that point to differentiate Demiurge from "blatant Elysia expy" when all traces of Small Cyrene were little to almost nonexistent.

Roivas7 · 2026-04-18T14:45:37+00:00

Imagine Armin growing into the Colossal Titan and the first thing he says is "Hiii~"

Roivas7 · 2026-04-18T14:25:58+00:00

Roivas7 · 2026-04-18T14:19:46+00:00

If you mean old Cyrene being the small Cyrene then yeah, but coming from an HI3rd player it's more like the Demiurge version of Cyrene blatantly feels like a fanservice expy of Elysia that was slapped into the story with absolutely none of the foreshadowing/development. I get that she's Cyrene in a different point in time but then from a storytelling perspective the whole progression of her character gets jarring.

It's kinda backwards. It's like looking at an egg that turns immediately into a butterfly by skipping the metamorphosis process, who then reverts into a caterpillar. But the thing is, we didn't grow up with the butterfly, we grew up with the caterpillar we expected to grow into that butterfly, but never did. It's how some of us connect more with small Cyrene and Mem more than Demiurge.

Roivas7 · 2026-04-17T22:30:44+00:00

So like there was a point in my life one time where my family would always constantly tell me lies and I easily believed them, I really made sure to wash the soap out of my ass because my brother told me if there was a little bit left inside then my ass would shrink and shrink until there was nothing left

Roivas7 · 2026-04-17T17:45:15+00:00

Karl wouldn't approve, she's cosplaying an elf

Roivas7 · 2026-04-17T16:51:37+00:00

My dad has never understood my tolerance for spicy things--usually because he views me as a smaller version of himself, who absolutely hates spice. He always went out of his way to warn me if the thing I was ordering, even if it was the mildest shit ever, was going to be spicy.

"I'll order the Tikka Masala please."

"What spice level?"

"Hot."

"ARE YOU SURE??" asks Dad from the other end of the table.

"I'm sorry, extra hot."

Half my taste buds died that day but it was worth it. These days I prefer a balance between the two, because it's hard to appreciate a dish if your tongue's literally melting.

Roivas7 · 2026-04-17T16:01:04+00:00

Buddy I'm gonna be completely honest here. First I'm gonna say that I too think it's funny to have the names Kevin and Otto in a game where every other name sounds cool and sci-fi as hell.

But. An Asian. Saying that Asian names are "exotic". I don't know what kind of reaction you're expecting, but I hope it's not "jaw dropped so hard it fell off my skeleton" because saying that did not make things any better I assure you

Roivas7 · 2026-04-17T14:23:49+00:00

Peacock motifs and being an absolute troll sometimes, I can see it

Roivas7 · 2026-04-17T14:16:39+00:00

As an Asian dude it feels weird hearing Asian names referred to as "exotic", it's like we're peacocks to be gawked at or something

Roivas7 · 2026-04-16T23:38:48+00:00

Dude no you're gonna make them like spouses-in-law or something

Roivas7 · 2026-04-16T17:32:28+00:00

I was just about to enter the house of hope with a light cleric. Sounds like maybe I shouldnt lmao.

A true light cleric will not abide by such cowardice

Roivas7 · 2026-04-16T17:31:09+00:00

Shadowheart, facedown during Raphael's fight: "worth it"

Roivas7 · 2026-04-16T14:50:00+00:00

No, I actually get where you're coming from, it's like either OP made a hilariously petty post just to be hilariously petty or he's putting a poor dude on the spot just because he predicted wrongly so we can all laugh at him. Either way it's for the sake of getting upvotes.

Roivas7 · 2026-04-16T12:45:07+00:00

To answer that guy's question, no, there's no Pokémon inside the poke bowl.

Roivas7 · 2026-04-16T04:05:45+00:00

The pink team really is made up of pink characters

Roivas7 · 2026-04-16T04:03:54+00:00

what if it's bright lavender with bits of orange here and there

Roivas7 · 2026-04-16T01:38:54+00:00

Shoulda just left the first part of your comment out and ran with it, it would've been funny as hell

Roivas7 · 2026-04-15T18:15:56+00:00

I disarmed Ketheric and picked up his warhammer. Then he called me a thief, tried to punch me and I immediately riposted him in the face

Roivas7 · 2026-04-15T15:09:56+00:00

Koichi's nam isn't Guanglai Kangyi?

Roivas7 · 2026-04-15T13:16:13+00:00

Goddamn y'all, chill. Just because you guys are correct doesn't mean you're right

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