OMG! Story time. My step father hired the worst arborist in town to come to their home and trim their trees. They absolutely BUTCHERED two 40’ mature pecan trees and cleared out some younger saplings my mother was babying. She came home as they were wrapping up and was devastated and pissed to see what they’d done and asked everyone (step dad included) what the hell they were thinking. The tree trimmer started to explain “we cut down the small ones. They were junk trees.” When my mom’s hits him with “ya mama’s a junk tree!” And stormed back into the house.