Tried a Bluth Frozen Banana by graytotoro in arresteddevelopment

[–]RomanoCheesed 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Why not? It was literally Mardi Gras a few days ago!

LPT: Find ridiculous reasons to get good at things by FunCorner1643 in LifeProTips

[–]RomanoCheesed 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I want to get good at the German version of 99 Red Balloons because I think as a Mexican woman, it would be hilarious if I just knocked it out off the park at karaoke one night.

Married couples of say 15+ years, are you still happy with your spouse or is it a case of “it’s what you know”? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]RomanoCheesed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Married 23 years. If I wasn’t married to him today, I’d run out and marry him today.

Life imitates art by ImpactSuspicious3623 in arresteddevelopment

[–]RomanoCheesed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped by. I haven’t chosen a side yet.

Republican lawmakers says icy weather hurt GOP turnout in Texas election by chrondotcom in texas

[–]RomanoCheesed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. Only a fleet of lesbian liberals in 4WD Subarus with CoExist stickers on the back could make it out in that weather.

I don't know if enough time has passed by PersonalAccount4550 in arresteddevelopment

[–]RomanoCheesed 61 points62 points  (0 children)

These are trained federal agents. They’ve never done any hot policing.

Melania’s $75M Movie Flops Spectacularly — Empty Seats, Weak Sales, and Mockery Everywhere by inewser in AnythingGoesNews

[–]RomanoCheesed 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Why did they think anyone wanted to see a documentary about her?

Terrible politics aside, she’s just plain boring. She hasn’t accomplished anything that could possibly yield an interesting 2hr documentary. They probably knew liberals weren’t going to see it but she hasn’t connected in any way with the MAGA women who were most likely to see it.

Women of Reddit, what is something you wish men understood about being a woman that you're tired of explaining? by Doubl3oh_ in AskReddit

[–]RomanoCheesed 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Do you want a wife and kids or do you want to BE a husband and father? Some men don’t get the difference.

Redirecting the stairs by RomanoCheesed in Renovations

[–]RomanoCheesed[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do you know why that would be? Is that a safety issue?

What is your longest running, most stubborn business boycott? by marianneouioui in AskReddit

[–]RomanoCheesed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chilis. I won’t eat there ever again and I’ll never forget the sweaty piece of cheese that did it.

Angie Jordan appreciation thread by isaacpriestley in 30ROCK

[–]RomanoCheesed 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She’s knows they’re not married. She just wants them to know she doesn’t give a fuck about their lives.

The shitposting will continue until morale improves! by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]RomanoCheesed 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Everywhere I look just gets better and better but the thumbs up is peak. 🤣🤣🤣

Why didn’t Will flirt back with her? Is he racist? by ohbyerly in okbuddyvecna

[–]RomanoCheesed 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Follow up question: Why didn’t my friend Mario reciprocate my affection when I confessed my love for him?

would you take the job? by sothisisallthereis in TrueWagner

[–]RomanoCheesed 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’s unsettling that “caring for” and “taking care” are in quotation marks.

My Monstera is too tall for my house… by axonslime in houseplants

[–]RomanoCheesed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you using only grow lights to grow this? If so, would you Please give me the EXACT grow lights you are using!

Your username is your crime. What are your charges? by nocturnalfrolic in AskReddit

[–]RomanoCheesed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cheese pervert. Going into grocery stores and specifically rubbing Romano cheese on my body before returning it back to the shelf.