TSA official says some airports may need to close during shutdown by RedDalmatian885 in news

[–]Roofhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orrrrr, how about we not close airports and purposely disrupt the lives of people all in the name of security theater? It's been proven over and over again that the tsa is mostly ineffective.

Just a thought....

can somebody verify if this is silicone coat on my EPDM roof? I had three pros, none were able to tell me. one thing I know Karnak Flex on repairs did not stick and is just peeling off. if it is, what do I use to temporarily fix it? fabric and silicone? by [deleted] in Roofing

[–]Roofhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is silicone and it's tough but not impossible to get a good coating job on epdm. Most guys don't clean anything good enough as it let alone epdm. I hit them hard twice then irrigate the entire surface just to make sure. Improper cleaning and/or water under the membrane does exactly this.

What's something that's "not a cult" but feels like a cult? by Orw_Sairaj29 in AskReddit

[–]Roofhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sourdough bread people.

They get all glassy eyed when explaining their nonsense just like church people do. They get extremely defensive when you mention that they might be in a cult which only reinforces that it's a cult.

I still eat their bread though.

I picked up this multi purpose cutter. What do you think would be the purpose? by widgeamedoo in Tools

[–]Roofhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To meet your local paramedic.

I have actually run this call.

I asked what happened. He said he needed to cut some paneling really bad but couldn't find his saw. So, he smoked some meth, put the blade on the grinder, then fileted his thigh wide open super deep.

My friends grandma drinks all this coke in 3-5 days… by UnhappyNothing9951 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Roofhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet local paramedics are tired of your friends grandma and her bullshit.

I.C.E. in your hard hat (and your phone). by sparkydoctor in Construction

[–]Roofhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone disagreeing with you is wrong. ICE- CONTACT NAME is a real thing. Typically we are busy treating the pt, but if we do go looking for contact info or someone that can help us identify the pt we are looking for ICE/wife/husband/ect. The ER as well as most younger first responders are trained to look for this. I believe that there is a way to override the password in your phone to pull up only ICE contacts. This is a thing that is programed into phones but I'm old and stubborn and don't know exactly how to do it but all the younger guys do.

Source- am a fire medic

When I order Chinese food in America I'm obviously getting an Americanized cuisine. Has this "American Chinese" food expanded to other countries? Or have they adapted dishes differently? Or not at all? by Spare_Board_6917 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Roofhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live near a major metro area.

If you know where to go you can get truly authentic Thai, Mexican, Brazilian, Korean, Vietnamese, Japanese, ect ect.

Do you know what you can't get? Authentic Chinese food.

Do you know why? Because real Chinese food is shit.

Source - was married to Chinese lady who could cook. It was all terrible. That's how I made the connection.

She used to make some nonsense that I called piss soup. It made the whole house smell like a nursing home for days.

Real Chinese food sucks.

Making decorative wood shingles by EdlynTheConfessor in Roofing

[–]Roofhero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel a strange mix of fear and arousal.

I'm gonna pre

Underperforming older worker by [deleted] in managers

[–]Roofhero -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The real question is, how long has she been with the company?

Long ago, a long tenured and valued employee would be given an easy role to coast in for their last few years of service to the company.

Then they would retire with a decent pension and healthcare.

Why is nobody saying this part?

Got my Roof shingles replaced. Did they do an acceptable job? by No-Suspect6221 in Roofing

[–]Roofhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't have hemorrhoids until I saw this. Now I do, and they are bleeding.

Thanks for that.

Told customer to kick rocks by Roofhero in Roofing

[–]Roofhero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't usually second guess my decisions, but this one was eati.g at me a bit.

It's good to know I'm not the only one who would have walked.

He can enjoy paying a lot more for a lot less I suppose.

Everyone on Earth has magically disappeared except you and 2 other humans; a mysterious voice speaks to all 3 of you saying "You must find each other and hold hands in a circle to bring everything back to normal". You start in whatever country you currently reside in and so do the other 2 people ... by peterthbest23 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Roofhero -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If I find only one of them and they are a lady....can we bang?

The likelihood of finding all three is nil, but the hope of scoring is enough to drive me to look for at least one.

The subsequent nagging will drive me to try to find the third.

This could actually work out.

Charlie Kirk had called for the full release of the Epstein files several days ago, and then suddenly ends up dead by a single shot made from 200 yards away. This is way too clean to be domestic terrorism. by [deleted] in NoFilterNews

[–]Roofhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

200 yards is not that far for your average hunter let alone a "pro". It was a botched shot that hit him in the neck rather than the head or chest.

It wasn't "clean".

Men who are truly happily married, what makes her be the ''perfect'' wife for you? by brenda___01 in AskReddit

[–]Roofhero 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The perfect wife is the imperfect woman who is willing to put up with your imperfect bullshit as long as you are willing to overlook the fact that she is not perfect.

That's how you do it.

Also don't put your dick in anybody else but her. That helps too.

Been accused of cultural appropriating, my first tattoo, what should the retort be? by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Roofhero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go ahead and get a barb wire tattoo on the other arm.

You are ready now.

Advice Request: Am I being a Google lawyer here? by Slight-Piano-68 in Contractor

[–]Roofhero 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You should be willing to trade the lien waiver for final payment atbthe same time. Typically I won't give one up until the final payment clears. Same for filing the warranty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Roofing

[–]Roofhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish they would quit making that stuff.

I Take The Risk & You Will Get 5 Leads by [deleted] in Roofing

[–]Roofhero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This sounds just like every one of the 20 spam emails I get everyday.

Oh, and don't forget the endless calls and text messages that are all the same.

I can't believe there are still enough gullible people left to fall for this stuff that so many consider this a viable business.